The Rapture

**heitclone** · 05-20-2011, 12:22 PM

The weirdest part about this is that even believing won't save you. Who believes knowing they won't get saved? Oh and to be "Raptured" in this case is a good thing. The 3% that experience it will be saved while the rest of us are stuck here, atleast until October when the world actually ends.

**Clonefan32** · 05-20-2011, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by cycloneworld

Serious question: What are these people going to do and say once they are still here on May 22?

Sign up for unemployment.

**Wesley** · 05-20-2011, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by cycloneworld

Serious question: What are these people going to do and say once they are still here on May 22?

They did not do enough good deeds to be part of the Chosen Ones.

**Cyhart** · 05-20-2011, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by jbindm

What's stunning to me is that the guy has already been wrong once, and yet he still attracts followers. Religious fanaticism is a dangerous thing. Cyclone fanaticism, on the other hand, is probably ok.

Ding ding ding!
Actually, you can probably go ahead and say religion itself is a dangerous thing. Although, the exception is that Christianity has done a lot of good in this country for a couple hundred years.

**clone52** · 05-20-2011, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by cycloneworld

Serious question: What are these people going to do and say once they are still here on May 22?

Actually, that doesn't mean they are wrong. I'm not expert, but Rapture isn't the end of the world. Rapture is when ****** comes down and takes people to heaven. I believe they think the end of the world actually occurs a few months from now.

**cyclonedave25** · 05-20-2011, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by cycloneworld

Serious question: What are these people going to do and say once they are still here on May 22?

Fight for their lives during the Great Tribulation and hope they get taken in the second coming.

**cyclonedave25** · 05-20-2011, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by clone52

Actually, that doesn't mean they are wrong. I'm not expert, but Rapture isn't the end of the world. Rapture is when ****** comes down and takes people to heaven. I believe they think the end of the world actually occurs a few months from now.

I think the Bible says the Tribulation period lasts 7 years, before the second coming. After that, the world will officially end.

**SNEDDS3** · 05-20-2011, 12:56 PM

Well guys, I'm off to spend my last 24 hrs going "Charlie Sheen" on this mother! *WINNING*

**ca4cy** · 05-20-2011, 01:24 PM

Obviously those things were pretty bad *** in their day, but I don't understand why we've got a thread dedicated to them so many millions of years after their extin....wait. What? Oh, nevermind.

**Cyclonestate78** · 05-20-2011, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by cyclonedave25

I think the Bible says the Tribulation period lasts 7 years, before the second coming. After that, the world will officially end.

I believe this is the correct interpretation.

**CloneIce** · 05-20-2011, 01:41 PM

One time I was quite drunk on a flight to Dalls and sat next to an old, crazy guy that told me how the world was going to end in great detail. Lots of fire, people being raptured, etc. Different categories: The Living Good, the Living Wicked, the Dead Good, the Dead Wicked... it really didn't seem like it would end up good for anyone though. Just fire and pain and torture for the most part.

He gave me a DVD even. According to the DVD, the world was going to end specifically because of gay marriage. It sure seemed like an overreaction to me.

**Gonzo** · 05-20-2011, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by CloneIce

One time I was quite drunk on a flight to Dalls and sat next to an old, crazy guy that told me how the world was going to end in great detail. Lots of fire, people being raptured, etc. Different categories: The Living Good, the Living Wicked, the Dead Good, the Dead Wicked... it really didn't seem like it would end up good for anyone though. Just fire and pain and torture for the most part.

He gave me a DVD even. According to the DVD, the world was going to end specifically because of gay marriage. It sure seemed like an overreaction to me.

Yeah, that was me. I'd like my DVD back please.

**sunnysideup** · 05-20-2011, 02:05 PM

Latest Earthquakes in the World - Past 7 days

Here's the deal. Crackpot says this will start at the international date line at 6pm their time, which equates to 11pm in Iowa. If still awake and not drunk off you ***, check the above site and focus on the area in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. If you see some small yellow boxes, those indicate quakes that are older than a day but within a week old, no big deal. If you start seeing large red boxes, that indicates large magnitude quakes which happened within the hour. In that case you may want to start deficating yourself.

**Cyclonestate78** · 05-20-2011, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by sunnysideup

Latest Earthquakes in the World - Past 7 days

Here's the deal. Crackpot says this will start at the international date line at 6pm their time, which equates to 11pm in Iowa. If still awake and not drunk off you ***, check the above site and focus on the area in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. If you see some small yellow boxes, those indicate quakes that are older than a day but within a week old, no big deal. If you start seeing large red boxes, that indicates large magnitude quakes which happened within the hour. In that case you may want to start deficating yourself.

In that case I may have to go pickup some diapers just in the off chance this thing pans out and the crazy people aren't really crazy after all. I would hate to not be prepared.