The Rapture

**awd4cy** · 05-20-2011, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by isuchicago

I hope He's running late.. I watch South Park at 11.

Me too! Im going to be really ****** if the rapture interrupts it.

**BooneCy** · 05-20-2011, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by sunnysideup

Latest Earthquakes in the World - Past 7 days

Here's the deal. Crackpot says this will start at the international date line at 6pm their time, which equates to 11pm in Iowa. If still awake and not drunk off you ***, check the above site and focus on the area in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. If you see some small yellow boxes, those indicate quakes that are older than a day but within a week old, no big deal. If you start seeing large red boxes, that indicates large magnitude quakes which happened within the hour. In that case you may want to start deficating yourself.

So, should I be worried or excited that there is a big red box in the pacific ocean right now.

**isucyfan** · 05-20-2011, 03:29 PM

I am feeling pretty stupid...I got the date wrong and ended up spending the night on my roof for no good reason.

**oldman** · 05-20-2011, 03:33 PM

The rapture is Obama's secret plan for job creation. Get some people off the earth, unemployment goes down.

**Cyclonestate78** · 05-20-2011, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by BooneCy

So, should I be worried or excited that there is a big red box in the pacific ocean right now.

It's too early... or maybe it is just the buildup to the grand finale tonight that will rip the planet in half and kill all of the non-believers.

**CyFan61** · 05-20-2011, 03:34 PM

So is it supposed to be 11:00pm Iowa time tonight or Saturday?

**Cyclonestate78** · 05-20-2011, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by oldman

The rapture is Obama's secret plan for job creation. Get some people off the earth, unemployment goes down.

Well... the people asked for change and he promised to give it to them. I feel safe.... I voted for him.

**pyrocyz** · 05-20-2011, 03:38 PM

In my opinion the next major earthquake will occur on the eastern side of the Pacific. There has been a lot of shifting of that plate on the west side and it will probably need to balance out.

**Cyclonestate78** · 05-20-2011, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by BooneCy

So, should I be worried or excited that there is a big red box in the pacific ocean right now.

2.9 magnitude quake just rocked the people east of San Fran.... the timeline is off... the RAPTURE IS BEGINNING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Wesley** · 05-20-2011, 03:41 PM

CW, can you set the website clock to this? Thx.

**isucyfan** · 05-20-2011, 03:43 PM

I just had one of these installed:

**Cyhart** · 05-20-2011, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by isucyfan

I just had one of these installed:

+1!!

**Cyclonestate78** · 05-20-2011, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by isucyfan

I just had one of these installed:

Tip of the cap to you sir. Well done.

**Wesley** · 05-20-2011, 03:55 PM

Post Rapture Impoact (PRI)

Good news: more jobs available, shows that God is taking action, seven years to work things out, get back to basics time as time to kick back, you do not have to worry if medicare will be around to use

Bad news: seven years to work things out, thievery might become rampant, you were not elite, you have lots of work to do to become relevant, you have to take up old time religion fast, ther emay be zombies at this point

**CloneIce** · 05-20-2011, 03:55 PM

You guys remember the "Gmac is going to Creighton" and the "Chizik is going to Auburn" threads, where they started out with dozens of pages of people laughing about the possibility and how no way it was going to happen? Then by the end of the thread everything people said was stupid and impossible came true?

Well, those were pretty classic threads... but if this one ends up the same way, we'll have a new champion.