The Bachelorette and Bachelor are SO staged

I can't even stand to watch 2 minutes of the show. Horrible acting and no real emotion or feeling. **** on the show. That is all.:yes:

give it to me...right now...your man card. hand it over!

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Originally Posted by dinger

give it to me...right now...your man card. hand it over!

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You should hand over your man card for watching the damn show.

What dinger said. Can we see more pictures of your mom?

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Originally Posted by Clones21

I can't even stand to watch 2 minutes of the show. Horrible acting and no real emotion or feeling. **** on the show. That is all.:yes:

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You've always got the Jonas Brothers, man. They're the safe haven you can go back to. When the rest of the channels turn their back on you, you can always find comfort in the waiting arms of Kevin, Joe, and Nick. They'll never lead you astray. Shh... it's ok. Disney Channel is there for you, lil' soldier.

...and that's the end of you. It's been fun.

I'd love to tell you that you'll be missed, but my momma always told me not to lie.

Bye bye. it's been nice knowing you.

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Originally Posted by Mr Janny

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Please tell me for good.

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Originally Posted by Mr Janny

...and that's the end of you. It's been fun.

I'd love to tell you that you'll be missed, but my momma always told me not to lie.

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Woah Woah Woah...we should let him back as long as he shows us more pics of his mom. :twitcy:

Well this is a fun little thread.

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...and that's the end of you. It's been fun.

I'd love to tell you that you'll be missed, but my momma always told me not to lie.

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Permaban? And I would disagree.

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Originally Posted by Mr Janny

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This thread just got exponentially better:twitcy:

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...and that's the end of you. It's been fun.

I'd love to tell you that you'll be missed, but my momma always told me not to lie.

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Aw come on Janny, maybe he just forgot the pirate!

Yeah you are right all the dating shows on MTV are way better.

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Originally Posted by CloneFan4

Woah Woah Woah...we should let him back as long as he shows us more pics of his mom. :twitcy:

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That's a good idea. I need my fix, and since she slapped me with that restraining order, I have been really jonesin. Cops say that if I get caught on the premises again, I'll go to jail. It was worth it though, cuz I snagged a handful out of her underwear drawer before the police showed up. They got a little grass stained when I fell off of the trellis, and most of em are nursing bras, but they're still alright. And, I've still got my telescope set up, although it's pretty hit or miss since she started closing the shades.