Last year was Batman and Robin. One of us is named Robin, so there was that twist.
A couple years ago we were giant chickens. I bought a case of white feather boas online. Tacked them on giant white sweatshirts that were stuffed to look more rotund. They had a crazy amount of feathers on them, leaving a drift of feathers in our wake. White stocking caps, one with a cockscomb and the other with random feathers. Orange long johns and big orange rubber gloves stuffed and taped over our shoes. And, one of us wore a sign that said "Eat More Beef".
And, the next year we were defiled eggs. Bifurcated tails and all.
"It's a jungle out there kiddies. Have a very fruitful day.
An idea that came from my father in his college days(for one person). He dressed up as a chef with the whole attire and than attached a shlong to his apron. Than he would periodically pull up his apron to wipe off his hands and hey look at that, a big johnson poking out at everyone. It could take some time to make all yourself but that was 25 years ago so maybe some company has made something like this in recent years.
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