"I promise you this; if I retired at Iowa State, I'd be a very happy man." --Paul Rhoads, interviewed by Keith Murphy on kXNO, 5/9/12
"The hopes and dreams of the entire Cyclone Nation are in your hands when you're holding onto that football." --Jeff Woody, quoting former ISU Offensive Coordinator Tom Herman.
"I hate it when anything good happens to a Hawkeye fan." --My wife.