I Don't Give a Shitzu Brew sounds about right.
My dog lives beer. She will lick the bottle clean after I'm done
I've given my dog the opportunity to lick the rim of the bottle after I finish it, but he doesn't seem too interested. Little bastard loves pickles though. He about has an aneurysm when I get a jar out.
Why couldn't you just give a dog O'Doull's or something NA if it likes beer? My guess is that this Bowser Beer is priced like a craft 6 pack.
I had a friend when I was going to ISU who had a pet rat. He would open up a 40 and pour a little in the cap and the rat would come up and drink it.