USS Sioux City?

[ISUFB]

U.S. Navy names new ship 'USS Sioux City'

DA ****?!

[CRCy17]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj7_E5Tpdhs]We Built Sioux City - YouTube[/ame]

Sorry, only seemed fitting. There better be rock and roll playing during the entire build of this ship.

[ISpyCy]

They originally wanted a floating meat packing and processing plant, complete with cattle slaughterhouse, but the NAVY really didn't like that idea.

[Al_4_State]

Forget Abu Ghraib, this is the most disgraceful thing out military has orchestrated, well, ever.

[ISUAgronomist]

ISpyCy wins the thread.

[cyfanatic]

That is a strange looking ship! Kind of cool though...

[weR138]

Forget Abu Ghraib, this is the most disgraceful thing out military has orchestrated, well, ever.

Jealous much???

That's right b****es. The USS SIOUXER is set to sail the seven seas!

This is just what the US Navy needs. A ship that's basically un-killable; no shame, no scruples...just a cranked out killing machine patrolling for skanky barflies, military special vodka, loose change and more crank.

Rogue nations of the world:

THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. UNF*** YOURSELVES OR GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH A SIOUX CITY HIGH FIVE.

[bostrem00]

Was it built on rock 'n roll?

[SC Cy]

Screw you guys, I love my hometown! :)

I have a new favorite U.S. Navy ship!

[ISpyCy]

ISpyCy wins the thread.

[Al_4_State]

Jealous much???

That's right b****es. The USS SIOUXER is set to sail the seven seas!

This is just what the US Navy needs. A ship that's basically un-killable; no shame, no scruples...just a cranked out killing machine patrolling for skanky barflies, military special vodka, loose change and more crank.

Rogue nations of the world:

THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. UNF*** YOURSELVES OR GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH A SIOUX CITY HIGH FIVE.

It's a good thing that sailors are noted for contracting VD. Should fit in well on the good ship Sewer.

[weR138]

It's a good thing that sailors are noted for contracting VD. Should fit in well on the good ship Sewer.

The sailors of the good ship Sewer City don't contract VD. They distribute it;

like F***ING FLAMETHROWERS.

[jdoggivjc]

And people were ****** about Gabby Giffords getting a ship named after her...

[CtownCyclone]

Jealous much???

That's right b****es. The USS SIOUXER is set to sail the seven seas!

This is just what the US Navy needs. A ship that's basically un-killable; no shame, no scruples...just a cranked out killing machine patrolling for skanky barflies, military special vodka, loose change and more crank.

Rogue nations of the world:

THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. UNF*** YOURSELVES OR GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH A SIOUX CITY HIGH FIVE.

Is a Sioux City High Five similar to a Self High Five (think Diamond Dallas Page)?

[weR138]

And people were ****** about Gabby Giffords getting a ship named after her...

The Gabby Giffords better keep away from the Siouxer City or it'll end up with a crank habit, tats with stretch marks on them and an illegitimate tugboat named Jaxxyn.