Friday Confessions

**RING4CY** · 02-17-2012, 11:24 AM

I have feelings for a girl, but can't quite bring myself to tell her.

**Tailg8er** · 02-17-2012, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by dtISU

Originally Posted by Tailg8er

I enjoyed some all-you-can-eat wings last night. Today my coworkers get to enjoy them...

What? You brought in leftovers? :)

Hahaha, in a round-a-bout way!

**vmbplayer** · 02-17-2012, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by RING4CY

I have feelings for a girl, but can't quite bring myself to tell her.

Have ya tried peein on her?

**dtISU** · 02-17-2012, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by vmbplayer

Have ya tried peein on her?

It seems to work for some of us here...

**mymanfreddie** · 02-17-2012, 11:27 AM

1) I was in college during the 2008 presidential election. During one of the debates I was talking with my then girlfriend about the subject of abortion. She said she was pro-choice. I ended up calling her a "baby killer". We broke up a week later.

2) When I played basketball this morning I let a magnificent, post-Imperial IPA fart. It cleared out the paint for two possessions.

**ISUcy08** · 02-17-2012, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by dtISU

My wife does it, but will never ever admit it. Deny, deny, deny...she's even tried the old "blame the dog" ruse.

Dutch-ovening me is a favorite activity of my wife. She kicks a kick out of it.

**Cyclonestate78** · 02-17-2012, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by vmbplayer

Have ya tried peein on her?

He will definitely get some instant feedback if those feelings are mutual or not.

**CyArob** · 02-17-2012, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by BirdOfWar

Can I ask how you found out the next morning?

Well she woke me up in the morning at her place and told me she was married and ensued to put on a wedding ring that had been in her purse. At this point I was still questioning whether she was actually married or not.

Then she told me that she got a call from her husband that he was coming back from wherever he was the night before. So i eventually got dressed and was about to leave when a guy (her husband) entered the apt. and we just kind of stared at each other for a minute (I noticed he had a wedding band on).

Thinking on my feet, I yelled back to the girl who was in her room that we could finish our school project at the library later and proceeded to walk past the guy and out of the apt without saying a single word to him. I then proceeded to run as fast as I could out of the building.

All in all a successful night.

**dtISU** · 02-17-2012, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by ISUcy08

Dutch-ovening me is a favorite activity of my wife. She kicks a kick out of it.

Just spit coffee on my keyboard. LOL!

**M6WS6** · 02-17-2012, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by DRCHIRO

I once peed on my wife after a night of drinking a few years ago. She woke up with me urinating on her chest.

That was the last night I've taken shots of tequila.

Also, I hate wrestling. It's probably because I don't understand it and I just don't know why you would want to do that with another dude but I have no desire to watch a wrestling match. I know a lot of wrestlers that don't like basketball and that's okay with me.

That somehow reminded me of a movie from back in my early HS years, maybe even late Jr High years..

http://youtu.be/HermzudQTwY

**ISUcy08** · 02-17-2012, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by dtISU

Just spit coffee on my keyboard. LOL!

It's a weekly thing. She's a bit immature!

**dtISU** · 02-17-2012, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by ISUcy08

It's a weekly thing. She's a bit immature!

She sounds like a keeper!

**CRcyclone6** · 02-17-2012, 11:39 AM

i think the blonde in Red Riding Hood is smokin'!

**brianhos** · 02-17-2012, 11:42 AM

Shaggybevo is down.... and I am sad!

**optimuslott** · 02-17-2012, 11:43 AM

I once caught a mentally challenged youth "playing" with himself after a P. E. class in high school. I quickly turned around and darted for the locker room door. I saw him later that day and he put his hand on my shoulder. In retrospect, I should have given a box of Kleenex just to show that I supported his ways as long as he never asked me (or anyone) for a piggyback ride.