pranks

**iahawkhunter** · 03-02-2012, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by VeloClone

Does he have a cubicle?

Also works for vehicles.

Originally Posted by wartknight

Simple stuff but I'm always a fan of unplugging the mouse if he has a desktop, or take a screenshot of his desktop, then leave that up so he will think all his icons on his desktop aren't working.
I work in an office of mostly dudes, and we like to have a good time with each other, one in particular, had a guy send in a fax from another location (fax is in pretty public area of office) that said CONFIDENTIAL STD Report for ______ ______. Then had a checklist of STD's that had a few checked off and recommended follow-up.

To add to this:
- a piece of scotch tape over the laser in the mouse is good for introducing some frustration.
- drag the mouse to the edge of the screen (so it's not visible) and take a screenshot. Next, hide the desktop icons (either hide, place in a folder, whatever,...just get them out of there). Then, set the wallpaper to the screenshot you just took and leave the mouse plugged in. Now it will appear that the desktop icons are broken.

**Gordyo5** · 03-02-2012, 09:56 AM

Blend some onions (or if your a real *** poison ivy) until it is a liquid, put in spray bottle. Then spray his door handle on truck and or office. As the day goes on it will be more and more noticeable of irritation and he will have no idea where from.

**CtownCyclone** · 03-02-2012, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by iahawkhunter

Also works for vehicles.

To add to this:
- a piece of scotch tape over the laser in the mouse is good for introducing some frustration.
- drag the mouse to the edge of the screen (so it's not visible) and take a screenshot. Next, hide the desktop icons (either hide, place in a folder, whatever,...just get them out of there). Then, set the wallpaper to the screenshot you just took and leave the mouse plugged in. Now it will appear that the desktop icons are broken.

Beat me to the laser mouse tape. That is always good for a few laughs. Another thing to do is to swap the mouse from right handed to left handed.

**Heilsqauvador** · 03-02-2012, 10:18 AM

Fill his home with styrofoam cups filled with water. You can buy 14,000 for $100 dollars at Dart's website. It worked for me.

**thatguy** · 03-02-2012, 10:21 AM

lite him on fire.

**wartknight** · 03-02-2012, 10:25 AM

Get a small container of milk (it doesn't take much) and leave it open in a hidden area of his house/vehicle/desk. This will take a while to take affect, but its a good one.

**BooneCy** · 03-02-2012, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by gogagig

Remember, he is your supervisor. You can't win.

This

**Clonehomer** · 03-02-2012, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by wartknight

Simple stuff but I'm always a fan of unplugging the mouse if he has a desktop, or take a screenshot of his desktop, then leave that up so he will think all his icons on his desktop aren't working.I work in an office of mostly dudes, and we like to have a good time with each other, one in particular, had a guy send in a fax from another location (fax is in pretty public area of office) that said CONFIDENTIAL STD Report for ______ ______. Then had a checklist of STD's that had a few checked off and recommended follow-up.

Another fun mouse trick for the office is to hook up a wireless mouse and move it slightly from the next cubicle.

**iacyguy** · 03-02-2012, 10:38 AM

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**CtownCyclone** · 03-02-2012, 10:39 AM

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**4Cyclones** · 03-02-2012, 10:39 AM

Put a couple lumps of dog crap in a convenience store and put a lid, with large holes, on it.

Place in a inconspicuous, like under his desk, preferably by a some desk drawers.

The slight, but pungent, odor will have him thinking someone one has crap on their shoes, or someone who walked by dropped a bomb.

This works even better if his desk area sits in a warm sunny area, so I am told.

**ogie4ISU** · 03-02-2012, 10:44 AM

more stuff I have done was put a dead fish that stunk bad in the back of his truck under tool box. I put a hose on the fill tube to stick out of tank of toliet so when flush it sprayed him with water

**packattack425** · 03-02-2012, 10:52 AM

just **** on his desk

**CtownCyclone** · 03-02-2012, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by ogie4ISU

more stuff I have done was put a dead fish that stunk bad in the back of his truck under tool box. I put a hose on the fill tube to stick out of tank of toliet so when flush it sprayed him with water

Oh that's a good one. I'll have to remember that one for later use.