Finding Bigfoot

[Palmer]

Pretty sure Squatch played for Oklahoma State a while back...under the alias big country.

[jaretac]

I love mysteries and the legend of Bigfoot is pretty cool but if it really existed wouldn't someone, somewhere have stumbled onto a legit dead bigfoot corpse by now?

This question is asked a lot, but I will say that the bigger the predator the less dead corpses you see. I've hiked all over the Washington wilderness and forests and have never found a dead cougar or bear. I have, however, found many deer and other smaller animals.

My biggest questions concerning bigfoots is where do they live? Why haven't we found evidence of their existence? Even mountain lions will sharpen their claws on trees leaving a mark that they had been there. With bigfoot the only evidence you ever "see" is a lone footprint somewhere in the mud that could be faked or misinterpreted.

[jay moe]

Pretty sure Squatch played for Oklahoma State a while back...under the alias big country.

Winner!!!

[Wesley]

Maybe they found Bigfoot and put that show in the can and now they need filler episodes.

[jaretac]

I could tell by the promos it was ultra-lame. Hard to believe anyone with at least a 10th grade education would watch it with serious intent.

Kind of like any entertainment or reality show yet even our own CW is hooked to watching garbage.

[Prone2Clone]

I cannot keep my 12-year-old from watching this show and arguing with me about the "fact" that squatches exist.

It's pretty ripe fodder for The Soup to make fun of, though, so I guess it's OK if it continues to live on. Bobo (who the hell is named "Bobo" outside of Alabama or Mississipi?) cooking bacon in the woods because "squatches love bacon" was classic.

[Cyclophile1]

The show needs to be re-titled "NOT Finding Bigfoot."

End of story.

[Palmer]

at least the cast is humorous I guess....unlike the depressing cast of Deadliest Catch.

not much else to like however.

[Cy Hard]

Is Al Gore on the show? Because if he isn't he should be. He tracked down ManBearPig, so I'm super serial he could find Bigfoot too guys.

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I started watching this show during one of the marathon episodes over the holidays when I was bored.
I have learned so much from these doofus' (or would it be Doofi ?)

1. If you howl in the woods, the very next sound you hear is a definitely a Squatch
2. Deer tracks are evidence of the presence of a Squatch
3. A dead deer is evidence of the presence of a Squatch
4. Coyotes howling are evidence of the presence of a Squatch
5. Squatch like to throw rocks at campers in tents.
6. If it is pouring rain a Squatch will pee on your tent.
7. Squatch like to travel along power line routes.
8. Squatch like to travel along rivers.
9. It is highly unlikely that someone followed you into the woods so the only explanation is it was a Squatch.
10. Squatch like to hang out in the cemetary
11. Squatch like fireworks.

[VeloClone]

Not a big fan of the show, but I do think Bigfoot could exist. Indians have names for every animal in the forest. They call bigfoot "sasquatch", and that in itself tells me they probably exist.

There are multiple cultures that came up with a word for "dragon" independently. Does that mean they exist? Do unicorns exist since there is a word for them?

EDIT: I stand corrected. I found clear photographic evidence that he exists...

[Palmer]

I started watching this show during one of the marathon episodes over the holidays when I was bored.
I have learned so much from these doofus' (or would it be Doofi ?)

1. If you howl in the woods, the very next sound you hear is a definitely a Squatch
2. Deer tracks are evidence of the presence of a Squatch
3. A dead deer is evidence of the presence of a Squatch
4. Coyotes howling are evidence of the presence of a Squatch
5. Squatch like to throw rocks at campers in tents.
6. If it is pouring rain a Squatch will pee on your tent.
7. Squatch like to travel along power line routes.
8. Squatch like to travel along rivers.
9. It is highly unlikely that someone followed you into the woods so the only explanation is it was a Squatch.
10. Squatch like to hang out in the cemetary
11. Squatch like fireworks.

That is why there is an assload of them in Missouri. Double difficult to photo Squatches due to much of the human population being excessively hairy and throwing rocks at one another.



Damn you Squatch!!

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

That is why there is an assload of them in Missouri. Double difficult to photo Squatches due to much of the human population being excessively hairy and throwing rocks at one another.



Damn you Squatch!!

Yes but you can distinguish between the two because the Squatch don't have a mullet.

[Palmer]

Yes but you can distinguish between the two because the Squatch don't have a mullet.

even squatches with mullets are the outcast of squatch society.


see, we are not so different.

[jaretac]

There are multiple cultures that came up with a word for "dragon" independently. Does that mean they exist? Do unicorns exist since there is a word for them?

EDIT: I stand corrected. I found clear photographic evidence that he exists...

Actually there is some fossil evidence to suggest that a dragon like creator did exist. Not in the form we think of today, however most stories like this have their roots somewhere and in them is a element of truth.

Sasquatch for instance. Sasquatch is believed to be a derivative of a Native American by a similar name. Indian's tend to be shorter, this man was a anomaly, what would be considered to be a good height for a man today. This man lead a rebellious pack and stories got told about Sasquatch coming and attacking at night. This story doesn't explain away Sasquatch, just where the name came from. Still, one could argue that Sasquatch did exist.