***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

[Cyclonin]

Ah the joy of beating the defending National Champs.

I expect a lot of good confessions today as wins tend to bare better confessions.

I confess that I left work at about 11:30 yesterday with a "stomach bug." Granted, no one believed me, but I instantly bought a case of beer and plopped myself on the couch. I also confess that I will spend more time on here today than I will on anything else.

Go Clones!

[pulse]

I originally picked UConn in my pool to win. However, after seeing Scotty, Chris, and Royce at the press conference before the game snicker, roll their eyes, and exude supreme confidence when asked about UConn, I went back and chose the Cyclones.

[CyForPresident]

Big wigs coming around at work today. Screw it, wearing all ISU gear with my hat backwards. Damn kids these days.

[Isuska]

Last night, with 6:50 left in the first half I said "our guys can't miss a shot" UConn then went on like a 30-10 run and made the game interesting

Almost jinxed us, almost

[Naughtius]

The bigger our lead got last night, the more nervous I got. Been down that road too many times.

[nhclone]

I leave work 3 days a week for an hour and a half to play pick-up baketball.....feels good to finally tell someone.

[longtimeclone]

The bigger our lead got last night, the more nervous I got. Been down that road too many times.

I felt this way too. I was almost sick when the lead was cut down to 6 and they had the ball.

[ISpyCy]

Cardinal shirt, gold tie. That's how I'm rockin' it today!

...also had a Husker tell me we were nothing but a team of transfers...

........brilliant deduction, Senator. I supposed Git-R-Done beer is made from pre-chewed tobacco and hooker spit, too?

[MLawrence]

I picked Kentucky over ISU.

[VTXCyRyD]

I bought a tablet so I could post this from the can. I will now also take longer bathroom breaks at work, and will pee sitting down on the can too

[TheEncore]

My "Spring Break Trip" that I took off work this week for has consisted only of drinking and watching tourney games by myself at home

[kilgore_trout]

I was only an hour late to work this morning.

[bringmagicback]

I drank 13 beers last night by myself. My friend thats a girl asked to come over, I told her no out of fear that i would domestically abuse her if we lost. I told her so, and she agreed to stay away.

I will spend my savings to fly and go to the sweet 16 if given the chance. I dont care what it cost.

I am worried that I will drink to much before the game on saturday and not be able to fully be into the game properly. I have lied and told all my friends that I cannot go day drinking because I have family obligations.

All though I would never tell them. I cannot wait to beat kentucky. While my UK friends will always cheer on the Cyclones and say good game and what not, I know that deep down inside they think they will win this game by 20. Their smugness makes me want to punch them in the neck.

I turned the lights off on someone taking a hawkeye today. It felt good. The shouted hey someones in here. I lold and walked off.

Almost forgot. So today everyone said congrats as I strolled in in my ISU shirt. As a group of us were talking about the game, I make sure to say very loudly, it feels so good not to have Gregg Mcd as a coach any longer. Everyone in the office today is rocking Creighton gear. Lol. Nobody says a word.

Roll Tide.

[tre]

It's my fault we lost to TX last Thursday. I went down to KC for the Big 12 tournament. Had seats up in the balcony for the ISU-TX game. When we went up 11 to start the 2nd half my buddy & I moved down to some prime open seats. TX immediately went on their 20-4 run & we lost.

[bringmagicback]

sitting here doing some "work and I can hear this lady talking on the phone to a doctor. The convo is as follows:

So my son has been dating this girl for about 6 months and they just arent having enough sex. I know its weird for his mom to be saying this but we talk about it. I told him that if he doesnt give it to her more often then shes gonna leave him. So he needs some sort of pill or whatever you have. He works to much and is under a lot of stress. What can he do to want to have sex.....

Then shes quiet for awhile and says:

I know its weird for a mother to do this but I really like this girl and he told me he really wants to have sex with her but he just doesnt have the motivation. So im gonna have him come in whether he wants to or not.

WTF IS GOING ON!!!!

Edit:

Now shes talking to someone else asking what she can do to give her son more testosterone (SP) because hes always tired and has no sex drive.

Im getting the f outta here.