My favorite part? His excuse when police finally caught him. It's funny because that's the same thing I always tell police when I get pulled over speeding.
"There are five real good recruits in the state. We got three of them. One couldn’t get into school, and the other went to (the University of) Iowa...which is about the same thing." - Coach Johnny Orr
My favorite part? His excuse when police finally caught him. It's funny because that's the same thing I always tell police when I get pulled over speeding.
Would that be the same thing Dave Chapelle's friend Chip tells the police when he gets pulled over for speeding?
"Sorry, officer. I....(silence)....I didn't know I couldn't do that."
Chuck Lidell: I paint my toenails with pink and black polish. Problem is, I get more paint on my toes and on the carpet than on my nails. Any advice? Maria Sharapova: Don't you beat up other guys for a living? I don't know how to answer this.
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