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    Seeking the father

    Women impregnated at a Motorhead concert is seeking the father by a Craiglist ad.

    http://www.technolog.msnbc.msn.com/t...igslist-715264
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    Re: Seeking the father

    huh? 1234

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    Re: Seeking the father

    Wow... Don't know what to say....

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    Re: Seeking the father

    Her parents will be proud......
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    Re: Seeking the father

    Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.

    You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
    Sounds like a winning couple...
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    Re: Seeking the father

    Quote Originally Posted by MLawrence View Post
    Sounds like a winning couple...
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    Re: Seeking the father

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4&feature=fvst]Motörhead - Ace Of Spades - YouTube[/ame]

    Who wouldn't want to do it with Lemmy's voice rockin' out!!

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    Re: Seeking the father

    It's not her only bad decision, I guess.

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    Re: Seeking the father

    Sorry I thought it was the start of a sermon, which I would comment on. This other worldly stuff is not good.

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    Re: Seeking the father

    Sincerely,
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    Re: Seeking the father

    I'll be paying for most of that kids young life, so I might as well claim it and see if I can't get some *** out of the deal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye11en1 View Post
    I'll be paying for most of that kids young life, so I might as well claim it and see if I can't get some *** out of the deal.
    But the description said the man had a "nice ****"....
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    She said "raw dog" hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by KFitzy87 View Post
    But the description said the man had a "nice ****"....
    She can be the judge of that. 1 night is better than nothin. Just like an expensive hooker.

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    If it's on craigslist it must be true
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