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cymate 
met a girl who did the the deed with shontrelle johnson. cant decide if It is awesome or slutty. i am leaning more towards awesome, because if i can seal the deal, ill be looked in the same likes as the rabbit. thoughts???
Awesome. From The Rabbit to what I'll go ahead and assume is your #1 move in the bedroom, the rabbit!!
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TheEncore Holy ****, I thought I was the only one who'd heard it!!Nice
That's awesome, I thought for sure no one else would have heard it. That's why I put it on here :notworthy:
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While taking my afternoon dump, I heard a loud beeping noise that I believed to be a fire alarm. I squeezed off mid loaf, wiped in a frenzy, and departed the bathroom to find there was in fact no fire. I am now left with a fear of burning to death on the toilet and half of a crap still begging to escape my bowels.
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I'm sitting somewhat close to the Erin girl from cyclone alley..you guys don't lie,she's beyond annoying
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IHavNoCyCash I'm sitting somewhat close to the Erin girl from cyclone alley..you guys don't lie,she's beyond annoying
Throw a water balloon at her.
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ISpyCy
Miami fans are probably looking forward to her more than her husband.
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I've been addicted to the Draw Something app for a few weeks now.
Does it mean I'm immature if I go out of my way to draw funny/inappropriate pictures?
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ISpyCy
Holy ****, go Dolphins!
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Tailg8er I've been addicted to the Draw Something app for a few weeks now.
Does it mean I'm immature if I go out of my way to draw funny/inappropriate pictures?
No, but you're an ******* if you just write out the word!
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3TrueFans No, but you're an ******* if you just write out the word!
Oh I completely agree! Kinda defeats the purpose.
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isukendall I have one of the best group project stories of all time. (LONG but worth it)
ENGR 160 project, group consisted of isukendall, "Mike", Mike's girlfriend who was a music major but somehow was taking ENGR 160 (guessing to keep tabs on Mike), and a foreign girl who barely spoke English.
Our teacher made us all take turns with certain roles in the project: project design, data collection, writing, and a project manager. My job was the writer, the foreign girl was the manager. Obviously I could see that I would have to do a good job with the writing. That week, I had two midterms and buddies coming into town to party. I wrote a rough draft and sent it to the group Friday afternoon. An hour later, I get a phone call from Mike's girlfriend saying that the draft was "really rough" as it wasn't a finished product (due on Monday mind you). She insisted that I write a finished copy and that the group meet at 1pm on Saturday afternoon. I party with my buddies, and after they pass out around 2am I finish the draft, polished and finished, and send it out. I get another phone call at 8:30 am, again from the girlfriend who is not an engineering major. According to her, the draft was "completely unacceptable" and we needed to meet at 10am now, because "it's going to take a lot of time to get this right." We agree to meet at her dorm room.
Go to dorm room in Friley. She repainted the entire room pink, and had a solo room. Stuffed animals everywhere. This girl was scary high maintenance. She tells me that the draft looked "like a fifth grader could have written it" and that "it will take at least the next two days to fix what I screwed up." Obviously I was offended. I stuck up for myself. It became elevated. Mike got into it. He said "this project is a big part of our grade for the class, which can be a big part of my GPA, which can make a big difference in me getting a job someday". I told Mike he was a really nice guy (he was), but that was ridiculous and the only reason he agreed was because of his girlfriend who is obviously "a huge f*ing b****". (Disclaimer: I normally do not call women such things, but I felt it was warranted in this circumstance). She was shocked: apparently nobody had ever called her out. She promptly told me that Mike was going to beat me up. It elevated even more. She ordered me to leave, and threatened to call the police if I didn't leave. I said that I would leave, but informed her of the irony that I was ordered to come over to her room, and now am being ordered to leave. I told them to do what they wanted with it, but I was done working on it and they could screw me on the contribution grade if they wanted to.
She called me the next day (Sunday), and informed me that they talked to the prof and explained that our group didn't work out, and that we would turn in the assignment separately, because they didn't want to be associated with my work. And she "highly suggests that I spend several hours fixing the paper, because we're going to be working on this all day, and to be honest it needs the work. We'll be in the Marston lab, and if you need help getting the data, that's fine, but we're not going to do it for you."
I turned it in separately after not doing a thing to it. Not sure what they got, but I got a 98. Bet they're glad they spent a whole day improving on that. :cool:
I confess I was totally expecting the foreign girl to become naked in this story. I also confess I am dissapointed that she didnt.
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Tailg8er I've been addicted to the Draw Something app for a few weeks now.
Does it mean I'm immature if I go out of my way to draw funny/inappropriate pictures?
not at all. I only have 1 person I can draw innappropriate things with. pm me your username if you wanna game up.
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Farnsworth not at all. I only have 1 person I can draw innappropriate things with. pm me your username if you wanna game up.
PM sent.
I'll know it's you when I get a drawing of poop or a porno (or possibly both).
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friend's bachelor party this weekend, camping at Jester Park, going to be cold and wet, not looking forward to anything besides the friends and the beer
