Heat Burst

**JT88** · 05-03-2012, 12:43 PM

I was hoping the yoga pants threads were back!

**00clone** · 05-03-2012, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by CyBer

Speaking of heat bursts, my lean cuisine was pretty hot when it came out of the microwave.

Wait 'til later today or tomorrow when that thing starts making it's way thru the system. You'll be gettin' some heat bursts of a different kind.

**bringmagicback** · 05-03-2012, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by CyBer

Speaking of heat bursts, my lean cuisine was pretty hot when it came out of the microwave.

No joke, those things are to hot to eat for about 20 minutes after cooking. I eat one everyday but I doubt that ive actually ever tasted one due to the burning sensation that goes on in my mouth.

Ive started to take them out of the microwave and directly into the freezer for 3 or so minutes.

**Senolcyc** · 05-03-2012, 01:03 PM

Did DTN accurately forecast the heat burst?

CyBer · 05-03-2012, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by bringmagicback

No joke, those things are to hot to eat for about 20 minutes after cooking. I eat one everyday but I doubt that ive actually ever tasted one due to the burning sensation that goes on in my mouth.

Ive started to take them out of the microwave and directly into the freezer for 3 or so minutes.

They are the hot pockets of cuisine.

**Acylum** · 05-03-2012, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by CyBer

They are the hot pockets of cuisine.

I thought Lean Cuisines were the Hot Pockets of garbage. I'll check with Jim Gaffigan and get back to you.

CyBer · 05-03-2012, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by Acylum

I thought Lean Cuisines were the Hot Pockets of garbage. I'll check with Jim Gaffigan and get back to you.

While you are up I would like my lean cuisine boiling lava hot, or possibly cold in the center.

**Acylum** · 05-03-2012, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by CyBer

While you are up I would like my lean cuisine boiling lava hot, or possibly cold in the center.

And a side of Pepto of course.

**ISUagger** · 05-03-2012, 01:23 PM

Lean Cuisines? Are you people on diets? If you are eating microwave food it might as well be unhealthy. Marie Calender's pot pies have over 1000 calories in them and make me fat and happy.

**Farnsworth** · 05-03-2012, 01:25 PM

Heat Burst was really debilitating. I was sitting here at work listening to the normal hum of the air conditioner, and all of a sudden the hum got louder for a period of time as if it was working harder. Thank god things have returned to normal.

**cychosis** · 05-03-2012, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by longtimeclone

I wondered this too but then how to do you explain the increase in wind gusts and the decrease in the dew point?

Hair dryer.

**longtimeclone** · 05-03-2012, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by cychosis

Hair dryer.

The weather station also recorded a sudden change in the peak wind gusts, jumping from about 15 mph to about 60 mph

That is some hair dryer

**CarlHungus** · 05-03-2012, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Farnsworth

Heat Burst was really debilitating. I was sitting here at work listening to the normal hum of the air conditioner, and all of a sudden the hum got louder for a period of time as if it was working harder. Thank god things have returned to normal.

That must have been difficult for you to relive that experience. Thank you for being brave enough to share it

CyBer · 05-03-2012, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by CarlHungus

That must have been difficult for you to relive that experience. Thank you for being brave enough to share it

I'm sure he almost sweated.

**ISUAgronomist** · 05-03-2012, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by Bigman38

Obviously you're unfamiliar with the quality of local news. I'm sure they'll have 4 or 5 people from the closest trailerpark on tonight talking about it.

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