Ketchup problem solved.

**ISUCubswin** · 05-23-2012, 05:03 PM

You got to have lube for it to easily come out. Everyone knows that! Why didn't I think of this idea.

MIT, you dirty nerds you!

**longtimeclone** · 05-23-2012, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by ISUCubswin

You got to have lube for it to easily come out. Everyone knows that! Why didn't I think of this idea.

MIT, you dirty nerds you!

Something tells me that Ketchup wasn't the first practical use of this when it was being invented but hey it works for Ketchup.

**FDWxMan** · 05-23-2012, 05:21 PM

Seems to me this came about 20 years to late. I wasn't even sure people still used glass bottle ketchup.

Occasionally I'll see it in some upscale restaurants, but I'm always left to wonder why the hell you'd want to put ketchup on your food at the price range of those places.

**SNEDDS3** · 05-23-2012, 05:27 PM

I can finally sleep tonight! WooHoo!

**Clonehomer** · 05-23-2012, 05:34 PM

Ketchup costs $0.99 a bottle. This stuff will probably end up increasing each bottle $0.50. In the end, you could have thrown the last quarter of the bottle away and came out ahead.

**Clonefan94** · 05-24-2012, 09:01 AM

I remember reading an article, a long time ago, about the guy who started Heinz Ketchup. The quote that always stuck in my head was, "I don't make money off of the ketchup people eat, I make money off the ketchup they don't eat." Meaning all the wasted ketchup on the plate, in the bottle, etc. Waste keeps them coming back for more. I'd imagine he's rolling over in his grave right now. Keep that garbage out of my ketchup please.