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    Ketchup problem solved.


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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    Sweet, one less cancer cure found and one more dollar added to the grocery bill.

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    I just buy squeeze bottles. Problem solved.
    "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate!"

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.


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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    I can't wait until someone doesn't realize this in a restaurant and ends up wearing half of the bottle.

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    To the ketchup lover purist this is taking the fun out of eating ketchup.

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    Tapping the 57 works every time. I'll take lube-free ketchup please.

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    Sweet, one less cancer cure found and one more dollar added to the grocery bill.

    and twenty years from now this new slick coating will probably be found to cause cancer.

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    For some reason the story reminds me of Clark Griswold's non-nutritive cereal varnish.

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    Quote Originally Posted by isu_oak View Post
    For some reason the story reminds me of Clark Griswold's non-nutritive cereal varnish.
    Is it semi-permeable and not osmotic.??

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    So they are talking about now being able to use the small amount of ketchup that is left behind?
    Don't most restaurants refill those out of a paint can of ketchup? So is there ever really any unused ketchup until they throw the bottle away?
    Also I think people will use more ketchup with it being able to flow easier and now Heinz will have to make more ketchup, so the landfill will get more bottles thrown into it.

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    Putting ketchup on a hotdog in Chicago is illegal.

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    Quote Originally Posted by gocubs2118 View Post
    Putting ketchup on a hotdog in Chicago is illegal.
    Yeah but they also have gross pizza, so...

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    Tapping the 57 works every time. I'll take lube-free ketchup please.
    This makes me laugh.

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    Re: Ketchup problem solved.

    some monsanto chemists had this same thing back in the late 70s, unfortunately upon toxicology testing, it was found to leech into the food and kill lab rats. End of project.

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