***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

[cyguytillidie]

First time starting one of these bad boys. Hopefully it's a success.

Here are my confessions:
I went to Louisville with my two younger brothers and dad to go see Iowa State play in the NCAA tourney. Had a great time. Anyway, the KFCYum! Center kinda has a screwy in and out system. We were up in the top level, so our only obvious access was the two escalators and an elevator in the front. Now, for some reason, they have both escalators going up, until the very end when everyone is trying to leave. The elevator always had a line so didn't try that either. So, we ended up finding these back stairwells that we used to go down. We used them probably 6 or 7 times and saw maybe 2 total people in there so it was kinda sketchy.

ISU played in the second game both times so we would go up and sit in our seats for the first game and then neat the end of the first game we would go down and sit in the previous teams seats. This worked for the ISU-UCONN game. The second day of games comes around and ISU has the second game again, so we go up to our seats and watch the first game. About midway through the first game I start to feel a massive dump coming my way. (yes it's another poop story but you are in too far to turn around now) There is about 16 minutes left so all the UK fans are pouring in. Because of this the bathrooms are jam packed and I didn't want to wait in line. So I decided to stick it out until between games.

As that game progressed my stomach ache from holding it in kept getting worse and worse. At about the 4 minute mark we headed down stairs to try and get a seat. Once again the stairwell is deserted. We get down there and the Marquette fans are selling their stubs for like $20 apiece. By the time we decided to go back up, about 30 minutes had passed. I had yet to drop off my loaf so my stomach was hurting really bad by this point.

We decide to take the stairwell up so we head that way. I kinda fall behind by bros and dad by a few steps as we near the doors of the stairwell. They went in first and I got to the door just before it closed so I wasn't able to look inside at all. I assumed the stairwell was empty again. I walk through the door looking at my feet, completely oblivious to everything around me. Once I heard the door closed, I pretty much shouted "I have to take a huge dump!" Then I see someone's feet in front of mine so I look up and there is a guy standing there. So I'm embarrassed because I basically yelled this at some guy. Then I look up at my family and notice the stairwell has like 20 people on this first flight. I suddenly burst out laughing and took off running up the stairs, stumbling on several of them. I felt horribly embarrassed.

I eventually got to the bathroom at halftime of the ISU game. Didn't feel very good though. I'm thinking the breakfast I had at the hotel was a little off. Novel complete.





Also, I planned on starting p90x two weeks ago for my summer workouts... haven't even dug out the cd set.

[Hawkeye11en1]

My confession is I'm not gonna read all of that until someone says it's worth it.

[cyguytillidie]

My confession is I'm not gonna read all of that until someone says it's worth it.

I don't know if it's worth it to tell ya the truth.
Vikes thought the story was funny when I told it in person but thats a whole nother ballgame.

[cyguytillidie]

Doc! Quick! Tell us a story!

[josh4isu]

I confess that I was out of toilet paper the other day.


I took off my sock...and well I'm sure you guys can figure out the rest.

I also confess that nobody will ever beat me in NBA2k12. EVER. (waiting for guy who criticizes my capslock from ****** off thread)

[josh4isu]

I struck out tonight. Nothing interesting happened. I have to sleep for 6 hours and drive down to my client for a meeting so... Oh...Guatemalan girl texted me randomly tonight. I was all chill though.

hahahah. Be chill. And stay away from her eyes! must spread rep

[josh4isu]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rtzpj03-2s]Dave Chappelle **** on you R.Kelly remix - YouTube[/ame]

[Naughtius]

I absolutely despise Katie Couric. I'm pretty sure it's because she tried so hard to use "urban" phrases about 10 years past their prime. ("You go, girl!")

[CtownCyclone]

Girl (same one, I'm nothing special) just texted me if we should see each other again. I texted "idk". LOL. I'm going to burn in hell.

I confess I'm a bit out of the "Doc and the Guatamalan Girl" loop.

I also confess that I will probably not be at work for all of my required hours today (i.e. leaving early!).

[Cyclonepride]

I confess to hitting on some loose girl in my wife's dream (and getting in trouble for it when she woke up). I told her it couldn't have been me, because I was in a Texas train station at the time looking at wallets.

[fccy]

I confess I'm a bit out of the "Doc and the Guatamalan Girl" loop.

I also confess that I will probably not be at work for all of my required hours today (i.e. leaving early!).

That's OK, my vacation started at 3:30 yesterday, and started with the Tailgate Tour at Clear Lake.

[CtownCyclone]

That's OK, my vacation started at 3:30 yesterday, and started with the Tailgate Tour at Clear Lake.

Your approval has been forwarded to my boss. Awaiting reply...

[longtimeclone]

I confess to hitting on some loose girl in my wife's dream (and getting in trouble for it when she woke up). I told her it couldn't have been me, because I was in a Texas train station at the time looking at wallets.

Wait you can get in trouble for things that happen your wife's dreams?

[Cyclonepride]

Wait you can get in trouble for things that happen your wife's dreams?

Apparently, yes.

[Cyclonin]

I confess that I was out of toilet paper the other day.


I took off my sock...and well I'm sure you guys can figure out the rest.

I also confess that nobody will ever beat me in NBA2k12. EVER. (waiting for guy who criticizes my capslock from ****** off thread)

You just can't quit. It's like a damn addiction with you.

Also, I will rock yo *** in NBA.

Was the sock used as a sleeve for an extremity? That's pretty sick Chubbs.