***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

[Rabbuk]

I have a buddie's bachelor party in KC this weekend. He is from Oksy originally and is good friends with Tyler Sash.

Sash should be in attendance, and I plan on somehow getting his super bowl ring. I will now open up discussion on how to do this.

I also confess that I am somewhat excited to hang out with him. I have hung with him before and he's a decent guy. I also expect him to buy a few rounds.

And I will confess I am not trying to "Cool Story Bro" this.

get him black out drunk and chop the finger off.

[Naughtius]

I confess that these are my top 3 favorite things in the history of CF forums:

1. Superduper Mega huge Expansion Thread (hopefully saying its name doesn't cause it to eat Friday Confessions)
2. All Friday Confessions Threads
3. The short lived thread about yoga pants when Clones21 made the STD comment

Don't be stupid. Saying it once won't hurt anything.

Now saying it three times (a la Beetlejuice) is catastrophic.

[Naughtius]

get him black out drunk and chop the finger off.

I like it. Escape from New York-style!

[longtimeclone]

I confess that I was watching "Man on a Ledge" last night and saw one of the best non-nude movie scenes I have seen in a long time. If you have a chance A)watch the movie B)Google Genesis Rodriguez.

You talking about the scene were she is putting on the jump suit?

Hot pink bra and panties

[Naughtius]

THIS! THIS! THIS! I would strap her on like a gas mask in a heartbeat!!!

Wow. The Today women representin'. Maybe we need a CF poll.

Need to add Ann, Hoda, Kathie... (Hey, someone needs to be last)

[Rabbuk]

I like it. Escape from New York-style!

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

[isufan]

Wow. The Today women representin'. Maybe we need a CF poll.

Need to add Ann, Hoda, Kathie... (Hey, someone needs to be last)

A poll would require pics of each one.

[Naughtius]

A poll would require pics of each one.

You know that scene in Animal House when they're showing pictures of the pledges to the Deltas? It would be a lot like that. Flounder = Hota and Kathie

[ISpyCy]

You know that scene in Animal House when they're showing pictures of the pledges to the Deltas? It would be a lot like that. Flounder = Hota and Kathie

At least Hoda has attempted some form of serious news reporting and done pretty well with it. Kathie, on the other hand, is there for nothing more than comedic fodder and making a wine-induced fool of herself. Kind of makes me feel sorry for Hoda...

[MNCyGuy]

At least Hoda has attempted some form of serious news reporting and done pretty well with it. Kathie, on the other hand, is there for nothing more than comedic fodder and making a wine-induced fool of herself. Kind of makes me feel sorry for Hoda...

Did anyone else see the story last week about her doing an interview with Martin Short where she kept asking him how he kept the spark alive with his wife....who has been dead for two years!

[longtimeclone]

Did anyone else see the story last week about her doing an interview with Martin Short where she kept asking him how he kept the spark alive with his wife....who has been dead for two years!

I didn't see it but I did hear about it. I heard he was very polite and reminded her during the break that she passed away. I believe she also did an apology after the break or something.

[Doc]

I have a buddie's bachelor party in KC this weekend. He is from Oksy originally and is good friends with Tyler Sash.

Sash should be in attendance, and I plan on somehow getting his super bowl ring. I will now open up discussion on how to do this.

I also confess that I am somewhat excited to hang out with him. I have hung with him before and he's a decent guy. I also expect him to buy a few rounds.

And I will confess I am not trying to "Cool Story Bro" this.

I just topped your cool story with another cool story in a PM.

EDIT: Ok, it probably doesn't top drinking with Tyler Sash. It was an attempt at a topper.

[Naughtius]

I just topped your cool story with another cool story in a PM.

In the thread or it never happened.

[Cycl1]

As of today, my goal is one step closer to completion.

[ISpyCy]

Did anyone else see the story last week about her doing an interview with Martin Short where she kept asking him how he kept the spark alive with his wife....who has been dead for two years!

I YouTubed it after hearing about it. I kind of give her a pass on this one because she seriously did not know about Martin's wife's death and wasn't trying to be crude about it. The whole thing was handled with class.