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    Situation

    Two women want me to go line dancing. They're both hot and changing into shorts. I'm tired, have stuff to do at work tomorrow, and am still wearing steel toed boots. I also dance poorly. What do I do?

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    Re: Situation

    Disregard females... Acquire currency

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    Re: Situation

    As my avatar would say... Suit Up! And suit down if you know what I mean
    Do you know why I put up with this 'pitiful job', Mr. Donaghy, why I fetch these folks' lunches and clean up their barfs? Cause they make television. And more then jazz, or musical theater, or morbid obesity, television is the true American artform.

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    Fist pump brother. Just fist pump.
    Nobody but HB knows for sure. You pretty much know nothing....like Knownothing would like to say.
    Word

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    You're on the friend level, go ahead.

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    Re: Situation

    Survey the situation. If you are not guaranteed some action within the first half hour or so, then bed time!

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    Re: Situation

    Step-grapevine-step*clap*
    (do same except opposite way)
    Step back-gather-step back
    Lean back-tap front toe
    Should forward tap back toe
    Drag foot-hop-clap

    Change direction and repeat.

    That's the Electric Slide brotha.

    (feel free to mix in some extra spice)
    "Karl Malone love making up jokes. Karl Malone always say, 'laughter is the best Mexican.' "

    -Jimmy Kimmel impersonating Karl Malone

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    Re: Situation

    Murder both of them for line dancing in 2012? I mean seriously, I only listen to country music but unless youre 80, you should never, and I repeat never ever go line dancing in any situation.

    Where in the hell do people even still do that? Thats like going disco dancing.

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    Re: Situation

    Quote Originally Posted by Cy4Patriots View Post
    You're on the friend level, go ahead.
    Ya, prolly friend level. We're jamming to Call Me Maybe on the way there. I'm singing. Friend zone achieved

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    Re: Situation

    Quote Originally Posted by bringbackmagic
    I only listen to country music but unless youre 80, you should never, and I repeat never ever go line dancing in any situation.
    Unless the they are hot.
    Do you know why I put up with this 'pitiful job', Mr. Donaghy, why I fetch these folks' lunches and clean up their barfs? Cause they make television. And more then jazz, or musical theater, or morbid obesity, television is the true American artform.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Ya, prolly friend level. We're jamming to Call Me Maybe on the way there. I'm singing. Friend zone achieved
    Where is this exactly?

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    Re: Situation

    You get all the rep and credits in the world if you pull a 3 some. With pictures of the 2 neked.

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    Re: Situation

    Quote Originally Posted by zwclones51 View Post
    You get all the rep and credits in the world if you pull a 3 some. With pictures of the 2 neked.
    Triple Rep if square dancing is directly involved in the intercourse

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    Re: Situation

    Quote Originally Posted by MLawrence View Post
    Unless the they are hot.
    The fact that they are line dancing confirms they are not hot/thread.

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    Re: Situation

    Quote Originally Posted by bringmagicback
    The fact that they are line dancing confirms they are not hot/thread.
    Debatable.
    Do you know why I put up with this 'pitiful job', Mr. Donaghy, why I fetch these folks' lunches and clean up their barfs? Cause they make television. And more then jazz, or musical theater, or morbid obesity, television is the true American artform.

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