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***Friday Confessional Thread**
Forgive me CF, for I have a confession. I am MeltdownMike. I can't wait to use him during the football and basketball season. Have a good weekend!
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I'm pretty sure I'm still drunk from last night. I'm pretty happy with myself that I made it to work, but staying awake for the next 8 hours is going to be tough.
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I am wearing my Nike Iowa State polo to work today in a workplace full of hawkeye fans. I am ready to die!
“I told you, I don’t care if you’re black or white. I don’t care if you’re rich or poor. I don’t care where you come from, whether it’s Texas, Florida, California, or right here in the state of Iowa, I don’t care about any of that… But what I did care about is moving forward from that day on, that we were one team." -Paul Rhoads -
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 Originally Posted by CysRage I am wearing my Nike Iowa State polo to work today in a workplace full of hawkeye fans. I am ready to die! you are a warrior.
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I was invited to the Royce White draft party last night and couldn't go due to a work conflict. I suck.
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I am going out this weekend and next Tuesday. I'm getting some action and hope she is at least decent.
I'm on Twitter too: Tre4ISU
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I can't remember the last time I had a solid bowel movement.
Also, mafia is the single greatest game on the planet and I am totally addicted.
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i confess i really wanted to start another "lake of the ozarks" thread but i won't. i'm going down for 9 days and i am probably a little too excited that i will be down there without the wife and the 2 youngest kids (she has to work thru tuesday). my 6 year old and i will be going down with the father in law for the first 5 days. no women. just working on the house, sitting on the dock and drinking some beers.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than selfish and worry about my liver."
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i also confess that i had my proudest moment to date with my 6 year yesterday at his yearly checkup.
doc said he was the hairiest kid he'd seen in awhile (that be from me) and he kept commenting on how muscular he was.
i just laughed because he helps me all the time when working in the yard and landscaping and likes wrestling and football. but he's in the 25th percentile for height.
he will probably be just a hairy troll someday. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than selfish and worry about my liver."
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 Originally Posted by cyclonesurveyor he will probably be just a hairy troll someday.  I believe dwarf sounds more appropriate
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I pre-judged some white trash with a bad tiger hawk tattoo yesterday sitting in a junk car, outside a liquor store.
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I confess that I had pizza for 3 straight meals this week.
Casey's breakfast pizza>Lunch at Pizza Ranch Buffet>Dinner at OP's BBQ Chicken
Casey's breakfast pizza was head and shoulders above the rest.
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I never saw Royce White play live. Damn.
You can spend a lot of time and money picking out the perfect floral bouquet for your date ... but you're probably better off checking if you have bad breath and taking the porn out of the glove compartment. The moral: you gain more by not being stupid, than you do by being smart. Smart gets neutralized by other smart people. Stupid does not. -
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 Originally Posted by isulive2train you are a warrior. They got a few good punches on me but I'm still fine!
“I told you, I don’t care if you’re black or white. I don’t care if you’re rich or poor. I don’t care where you come from, whether it’s Texas, Florida, California, or right here in the state of Iowa, I don’t care about any of that… But what I did care about is moving forward from that day on, that we were one team." -Paul Rhoads
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