Manly Man Question

**Acylum** · 07-20-2012, 08:10 PM

Is there a right or wrong side of the bed to be on when sharing said bed with a member of the female species?

**Judoka** · 07-20-2012, 08:11 PM

In the dorms I always slept on the outside because my bed was lofted and if a girl had rolled off that would have probably been the end of her spending time there.

**chuckd4735** · 07-20-2012, 08:12 PM

**3TrueFans** · 07-20-2012, 08:13 PM

If you're married you get whatever sliver of real estate she allows you to have and you like it.

**Mr Janny** · 07-20-2012, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Acylum

Is there a right or wrong side of the bed to be on when sharing said bed with a member of the female species?

depends. If the bed is against the wall, the manly man should sleep on the outside. It's a protection thing. In the event of a home invasion, you are between the attacker and her.

I'm not sure if there are any rules besides that, other than "Avoid the wet spot."

**burn587** · 07-20-2012, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Janny

depends. If the bed is against the wall, the manly man should sleep on the outside. It's a protection thing. In the event of a home invasion, you are between the attacker and her.

I'm not sure if there are any rules besides that, other than "Avoid the wet spot."

This, the man should always sleep closest to the door for the reason Janny listed.

**3TrueFans** · 07-20-2012, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Janny

depends. If the bed is against the wall, the manly man should sleep on the outside. It's a protection thing. In the event of a home invasion, you are between the attacker and her.

I'm not sure if there are any rules besides that, other than "Avoid the wet spot."

I feel like Dwight Schrute would give this kind of advice.

**chuckd4735** · 07-20-2012, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Janny

depends. If the bed is against the wall, the manly man should sleep on the outside. It's a protection thing. In the event of a home invasion, you are between the attacker and her.

I'm not sure if there are any rules besides that, other than "Avoid the wet spot."

Originally Posted by burn587

This, the man should always sleep closest to the door for the reason Janny listed.

I agree, but I've also been vetoed on it by her. She want to be closer to the master bathroom, I get the side of the bed that has about a 1 foot separation from the wall.

**Acylum** · 07-20-2012, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by chuckd4735

I agree, but I've also been vetoed on it by her. She want to be closer to the master bathroom, I get the side of the bed that has about a 1 foot separation from the wall.

This is exactly how I ended up on the left side but I've been told it's traditional for the manly man to sleep on the right. The right being based on laying on your back.

**AllIowaTeams** · 07-20-2012, 08:20 PM

The correct manly man answer is to fall asleep on top of her.

**Hayes30** · 07-20-2012, 08:38 PM

Stay on the right side bro.

**ribsnwhiskey** · 07-20-2012, 08:38 PM

You let her sleep in the bed?

**cstrunk** · 07-20-2012, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by AllIowaTeams

The correct manly man answer is to fall asleep on top of her.

Seconded.

**twistedredbird** · 07-20-2012, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by chuckd4735

+1

**azepp** · 07-20-2012, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Janny

depends. If the bed is against the wall, the manly man should sleep on the outside. It's a protection thing. In the event of a home invasion, you are between the attacker and her.

I'm not sure if there are any rules besides that, other than "Avoid the wet spot."

Usually, my goal is to hit the wet spot.