I guess that partially explains your compulsion to say everything stupid you think of. My little sister does the same thing and was born in that same year that I guess all morons were born in.
Try sharing a birthdate (I think) with the jackwagon.
And you got a lot of room to talk about stupid Mr. I drive the golf cart where it explicitly says not to.
I saw a dirt tornado today, and even though it was awesome it sucked.
Summer of '88 I was working on a bridge construction crew SW of Red Oak. The field next to the bridge where we were tying reinforcing steel together for the piers was so dry that the top foot & a half of soil there turned into powder. It was like walking on the world's dirtiest beach every morning. It rained a few times that summer, but they were few & far between. I used to drive back & forth to that job from a relative's house in Shenandoah in an old '73 Plymouth Satellite without A/C. Man, I liked that car...but that whole summer sucked.
Back here in Winterset, our wells were drying up & dad had to haul water out from Winterset to top them off every few days. The pastures were all drying up, and most of the creeks were bone dry.
This is bad, but trust me when I say it could get worse.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, Scotty.......but if I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key!" Carl Spackler
get your post count up to nearly 11K posts in only a year on this boardw=488&h=324
I hadnt realized his postcount had accumulated that quickly. Holy ****. (and this comes from someone who posts a ******** myself, but at least ive been on here 6 years)
Meteorologist has to be the easiest job right now...
Spend two minutes reading the following during a newscast:
Today: Hot, drink lots of water, keep an eye on pets and the elderly.
Tomorrow: Hot, drink lots of water, keep an eye on pets and the elderly.
Day after that: Hot, drink lots of water, keep an eye on pets and the elderly.
Day after that: Slight chance of rain, hot, drink lots of water, keep an eye on pets and the elderly.
Day after that: Hot, drink lots of water, keep an eye on pets and the elderly.
Spend the rest of your day golfing, at the pool, playing random games and downloading apps on your Smartphone, etc.
If you're trying to call me a moron, then you fail miserably. I'm sure you have some "witty" (read: stupid and moronic) retort for that. However, what you fail to comprehend is that your posts are garbage, and that there is a very large following of people that dislike you posting whatever inane thought crosses your mind at any given point in time on message boards. Whether that's about you trying to convince the world that someone likes you enough to marry you, that misspelling "rain" is actually funny, or calling everyone that decides to say something about how you post 50 times a day with no actual contribution just to get your post count up to nearly 11K posts in only a year on this board, it doesn't matter; your posts are useless, rarely contribute anything, and are never funny. Go ahead and cry "REPUTATION POINTS!!! LOL" all you like, it doesn't change the fact that most likely, your rep/post ratio is probably garbage. You probably get 1 rep for every 200 you make. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! What a great accomplishment you made! I'm sure your mother is proud. Whatever, get a life.
Though i do agree that half the new threads are created by CyBer
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