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Re: Man Aisle
You only need two things in a man aisle.
1. Samantha Steele or Kate Upton posters
2. Lotion
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Re: Man Aisle
 Originally Posted by ISUCubswin You only need two things in a man aisle.
1. Samantha Steele or Kate Upton posters
2. Lotion creepy
gross
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Re: Man Aisle
Copious amounts of alcohol
Bacon
Cheap prostitutes (I assume those are legal in the man aisle...)
Bacon
Excessively large guns
Fireworks
Bacon
80" or larger flat screen TVs
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More Bacon
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Re:Man Aisle
Going by my diet, beer, milk and frozen food.
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Re: Man Aisle
Isn't there already a man aisle in grocery stores? I always call it the meat aisle.
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Re: Man Aisle
Beer
Bacon
Grill
Meat
Prostitutes
Condoms
Large TVs
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I love the reactions from some women in that article. "This might be the most backhanded slap in the face to consumers yet." Yea, because I LOVE walking down the Feminine Hygiene aisles when I'm in a store for the first time. That's always a treat.
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Re: Man Aisle
what are condoms? thought we were talkin the man aisle, not the teen boy aisle.
know how much condoms cost when I was 18? me neither cuz we never used em.
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Re: Man Aisle
 Originally Posted by geburgess Copious amounts of alcohol
Bacon Cheap prostitutes (I assume those are legal in the man aisle...)
Bacon
Excessively large guns
Fireworks
Bacon
80" or larger flat screen TVs
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More Bacon So if they are legal in the man aisle, does that mean you have to do your business before you leave the man aisle otherwise they're still illegal?
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Re: Man Aisle
Off topic, but has anyone heard the State Farm commercial talking about "State Farm wants you to have a fun summer" and then it says, from a chick, "the only protection you need this summer is from State Farm."
Serious question, is this a ploy by State Farm to get more men? It was a radio commercial, so who knows if the girl was even hot.
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Re: Man Aisle
 Originally Posted by CYVADER what are condoms? thought we were talkin the man aisle, not the teen boy aisle.
know how much condoms cost when I was 18? me neither cuz we never used em. Do you know why I put up with this 'pitiful job', Mr. Donaghy, why I fetch these folks' lunches and clean up their barfs? Cause they make television. And more then jazz, or musical theater, or morbid obesity, television is the true American artform. -
Re: Man Aisle
Beer
Pron
Liquor
Condoms
Meat (bacon)
Tobacco
Grills and all grilling accessories including but not limited to charcoal
Home entertainment (TV's and sound systems)
Fishing gear
Hunting gear
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