I believe him, women are crazy.
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I believe him, women are crazy.
Shouldn't this be in In-State Rivals? MOD!!
Hell was made for deadbeat moms!
Another bit of advice.... be sorry and apologize for your part. As it always takes two to keep or wreck a marriage. Also forgive her for all that happened in that marriage. It is a selfish act that you will reap the rewards of.
I'll never have to worry about divorce. My wedding vows were, "Leave me, and I'll kill ya."
Since I have been married, I have found a diamondback in my bed, scorpions in my shoes, and my brake lines have been regularly cut. Oh, and some spies almost killed me with poison. That's what my wife told me anyways.
Are you Brad Pitt?Quote:
Originally Posted by CycloneYoda
If I were, I would have the south end zone bowled in, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye11en1
No, you'd be too busy bangin ms Jolie and dealin with kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by CycloneYoda
A guy I work with is currently trying to get a divorce. I over hear him talking on the phone to his lawyer. Apparently his fbi agent wife physically abuses him, beats him with kitchen tools ect. She constantly calls his work phone and yells at him. In her defense, the guy is pretty much worthless.
Sounds like a Tuesday for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye11en1
Picking up a Ukrainian mail order bride I see. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye11en1
Ha! I've seen a sign on the side of a highway before that said that.Quote:
Originally Posted by GrindingAway
She got dropped off, but yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by MNCYWX
Sure, 'pretty much worthless' and 'an Iowa fan' are synonymous, but I fixed it fer ya'.Quote:
Originally Posted by bringmagicback
no offense ellen, it was hanging there, I hadda do it
Husker fan.Quote:
Originally Posted by 00clone