So Willow the Destoyer was out for his morning hunt, and bagged himself a baby squirrel that fell out of the ash tree overnight. Not only was he prepping his meal, he was also fending off mama squirrel.
My wife: "What does he have?"
Wife: big or little?
Me: pretty small
Wife freaks out, goes and breaks up the party.
Me: If the squirrel was bigger, you would applaud him.
Wife: Not a fair fight. Any animal that goes after babies should be kept indoors or eradicated.
Me: So are you saying lions should live in the house, or should we systematically remove them? How about tigers?
Wife: I was up all night working, and you had 3 Spotted Cows last night. I'm going to bed. I expect breakfast.
I really think you need to do that breakfast thing. And don't even thing about enlisting Willows help. Eggs Benedict, orange juice and champagne, yes. Little rabbits and squirrels, not so much.
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