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    R.I.P. Offseason

    Fanatics,

    Jamie Pollard and Paul Rhoads are pulling the cord out of the offseason tonight, and she will be going away for awhile.

    The offseason started off with a bang, starting with Project XXX, Ukrainian brides, the Kentucky Police Scanner, the loss of our dear friend Officer Gibbons, the emergence of our friend Sarah Hoke, and of course, RejectedGF introducing herself, getting shot down by Heilsquivador, only for the Fanatic world to discover it was Heilsquivador's woman that was RejectedGF. We also suffered the greatest Fanatic case of blue balls ever with ISUCyclones2015's meeting with the professor.

    The middle became a blur. Many things were said that weren't meant, and many people went away for awhile. We also probably lost our dear friend CyBer around this time. But no one really knows/cares what happened. We also discovered Shontrelle Johnson would be cleared, and we banned the best 9 year old in the nation quarterbacks dad.

    Finally, near the end, we discovered sweet signatures from CloneCones, hot freshman chicks on campus, discovered Steele Jantz would be our QB, and, for some unknown reason, became a site for people to post pictures of insects and spiders and ask what they are.

    We shall not be sad that we are losing the offseason, but happy that it is over.

    In memory of this past offseason, post your favorite Cyclone Fanatic 2012 Offseason stories.
    Last edited by ISUCubswin; 08-31-2012 at 03:31 PM.
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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    I like this thread.

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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    CF 3.0!
    I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUCubswin View Post
    Fanatics,

    Jamie Pollard and Paul Rhoads are pulling the chord out of the offseason tonight, and she will be going away for awhile.

    Finally, near the end, we discovered sweet signatures from CloneCones
    what an F#???


    oh and i'm famous now


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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    Major chord? Minor chord?

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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    You guys don't remember the thread about making music it's own forum???


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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    I am still recovering from that meeting with the professor.... why do you think I had to get a colonoscopy?
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    U, dc, and fitzys star wars avatars. Yesterday's post in the mafia afterlife by dc.trolling invasion and mini golf.
    Great Life Advice:
    Originally Posted by Greatest Troll Ever

    "life is like basketball sometime there shot miss and sometime there shot make sometime there dribble and fallto the ground of to the court but if you alway have a patient then you will alway make more then you miss"



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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    Friday confessions threads went from awesome to boring

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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    Sam, I'm wondering whom I'm going to drink riot punch with tomorrow.

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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    Call me maybe...
    Originally Posted by aauummm
    Yep, he'll do it-he's a born winner. I'm guessing that it will be in the next 5-7 years.

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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    Bye offseason, hopefully we don't see you again until April.

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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    Speaking of banned Fanatics, what happened to rebecacy? I haven't seen him anywhere in a while.


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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    Quote Originally Posted by DistrictCyclone View Post
    Speaking of banned Fanatics, what happened to rebecacy? I haven't seen him anywhere in a while.
    Permabanned from here and hn.

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    Re: R.I.P. Offseason

    hot freshman chicks on campus
    However, not a single post providing photographic evidence of such claims.



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