Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

[jdoggivjc]

There were time-traveling trains in the time of the dinosaurs

Pterodactyls are best friends with T-rexes.

Elvisauruses actually sing like Elvis.

Everyone wants to be best friends with a total doosher as long as he has cute mouse ears.

Singing "Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog" is actually a cool way to end your day.

Dora and her friends can rebuild a bridge with a really big magnet attached to a crane she undoubtedly knows how to operate.

Foxes can steal wheels off a bus and throw them over several trees without jacking up the bus first.

Monkeys can do things that kids can't do.

Rosa is an American (I'm still convinced she's an illegal alien from Mexico).

[3TrueFans]

Singing "Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog" is actually a cool way to end your day.
Monkeys can do things that kids can't do.

These two are undoubtedly true.

[GrindingAway]

Robots can drink beer. Oh wait don't tell my wife I let the kids watch that one.

Roadrunners are uncatchable. Coyotes are invincible.

If trains could talk they say stupid things like "he's acting cheeky today."

These new cartoons that people are mentioning sound awful. Glad my kids grew up before they came along. What happened to good old catoons like GI Joe where people went to war and blew up stuff.

[aeroclone]

Minnie likes it when you come inside, it's fun inside.

This one isn't a lie.

[CycloneRulzzz]

Robots can drink beer. Oh wait don't tell my wife I let the kids watch that one.

Roadrunners are uncatchable. Coyotes are invincible.

If trains could talk they say stupid things like "he's acting cheeky today."

These new cartoons that people are mentioning sound awful. Glad my kids grew up before they came along. What happened to good old cartoons like GI Joe where people went to war and blew up stuff.

Today's cartoons are a joke. I'm glad I grew on cartoons that were actually worthwhile.

[CycloneErik]

Also, the idea that spiders would bite innocent teenagers is an affront to Spider-Americans everywhere.

[RedBlooded]

I think most cartoons have story lines for adults and animation for kids. That's why i can stand to watch most of them without shooting myself.

[Angie]

I loved little bear growing up! That show is still on?

It's on Nick Jr.! I think it's usually on around 6 a.m., but they rotate their schedules a lot, so you may want to do a search.