3 things you never steal from another man

[Hawkeye11en1]

Was it used? I think I might know where it came from...

Well this guy named Weber is sending it to me Thursday. I'm curious to find out who that guy is and how my wife knows he had a grill.

[stvfarmboy]

So, you stole your neighbor's grill?

This was my thought.

[BoxsterCy]

Or his radiator. No kidding, came out one morning after visiting old college girlfriend in Dubuque and there was a puddle of antifreeze under my old Nova. Popped the hood and found someone had stolen my radiator. WTF?

Best part was calling into work up in the Twin Cities and telling my boss I was going to miss work because someone stole my radiator and I had to go buy a new one and get it installed. Good thing it sounded so far fetched that it had to be true.

[CycloneYoda]

have you met bbq sauce?

I don't treat my food as a vessel.

[CycloneYoda]

Or his radiator. No kidding, came out one morning after visiting old college girlfriend in Dubuque and there was a puddle of antifreeze under my old Nova. Popped the hood and found someone had stolen my radiator. WTF?

Best part was calling into work up in the Twin Cities and telling my boss I was going to miss work because someone stole my radiator and I had to go buy a new one and get it installed. Good thing it sounded so far fetched that it had to be true.

This applies to the "Never F with another man's ride" rule, or possibly the "What the F just happened?" scenario.

[CtownCyclone]

No dog.

Do you at least have a pickup? I think it's illegal to live in the state of Texas without one of those two items.

[Hawkeye11en1]

Do you at least have a pickup? I think it's illegal to live in the state of Texas without one of those two items.

Can you add shotgun to that list?

[CycloneGB]

Well this guy named Weber is sending it to me Thursday. I'm curious to find out who that guy is and how my wife knows he had a grill.

He's probably part-way through the process of stealing your wife..

[Hawkeye11en1]

He's probably part-way through the process of stealing your wife..

I better be there when he delivers that "grill" then.

[Tailg8er]

I better be there when he delivers that "grill" then.

Yeah, usually in the videos I've seen they're delivering pizzas or installing cable, but I imagine a grill delivery would end the same way...

[VeloClone]

Yeah, usually in the videos I've seen they're delivering pizzas or installing cable, but I imagine a grill delivery would end the same way...

Just a little hotter.

[Hawkeye11en1]

Yeah, usually in the videos I've seen they're delivering pizzas or installing cable, but I imagine a grill delivery would end the same way...

Hey Culligan man!

[iowa_wildcat]

No one can steal your woman nor your dog. They might borrow them temporarily, but if they are truly yours, they eventually find their way home.

[CycloneGB]

No one can steal your woman nor your dog. They might borrow them temporarily, but if they are truly yours, they eventually find their way home.

These guys disagree

[Naughtius]

Virginity would be high on my list. Although my wife did just get me a grill for my bday, so that may soon be #2.

I'm confused. You are going to lose your virginity to a grill?