3 things you never steal from another man

[ISUAgronomist]

Do you at least have a pickup? I think it's illegal to live in the state of Texas without one of those two items.

Can you add shotgun to that list?

Truck - No (once I get a real job)
Guns - Yes (AR - no )

Take home message - I'm not a real Texan. No truck, dog, or AR.

[CynadoAlley]

Or his radiator. No kidding, came out one morning after visiting old college girlfriend in Dubuque and there was a puddle of antifreeze under my old Nova. Popped the hood and found someone had stolen my radiator. WTF?

Best part was calling into work up in the Twin Cities and telling my boss I was going to miss work because someone stole my radiator and I had to go buy a new one and get it installed. Good thing it sounded so far fetched that it had to be true.

Were you dating this girl? It was probably her.

[CtownCyclone]

Truck - No (once I get a real job)
Guns - Yes (AR - no )

Take home message - I'm not a real Texan. No truck, dog, or AR.

These can all be remedied. Since you don't have money at present (assuming the reason you don't have a truck or an AR), you can start dipping like a madman to "bridge the gap" so to speak.

[ISUAgronomist]

These can all be remedied. Since you don't have money at present (assuming the reason you don't have a truck or an AR), you can start dipping like a madman to "bridge the gap" so to speak.

I'd rather take out a loan for both before hittin' the snuff can. (Nasty)

[longtimeclone]

These can all be remedied. Since you don't have money at present (assuming the reason you don't have a truck or an AR), you can start dipping like a madman to "bridge the gap" so to speak.

Wouldn't it be healthier throw on a pair of wranglers, cowboy boots, and a stetson. Might look a little odd coming out of a car though.