I was just curious, what are the dumbest things you have ever heard, in class or not? Just thought it would be funny to hear these.
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I was just curious, what are the dumbest things you have ever heard, in class or not? Just thought it would be funny to hear these.
I've been waiting for an opportunity to share this.
I once had a hair stylist tell me they have to take so much law at Capri regarding health standards and such that all hair stylists are only a few credits short of being lawyers. She was dead serious.
Dude at work kept talking about how he rented a move at red tube and how red tube is a steal if you don't have netflix. Took him awhile to realize he wasn't talking about red box.
I was once at taco bell and the bill was like $6.26 so i gave the lady $11.26 and she asked me if I wanted her to use the change.
"Atlanta fans are the best fans. They really follow the teams when they're winning."
To be honest, the following was the stupidest thing I've ever heard but it lead to one of the funniest days of my life resulting in crying on the cyride because I was laughing so hard.
"What in the world is up with these women??? Many are the most incredible Slovic Goddesses I have ever seen!!! I've gone to the web-sites, spent $1000's and I've learned an aweful lot about the Country, their heritage, the 20:1 ratio of women to men in that Country (which explains the Mail Order Bride thing).
Has anybody ever had any success in any type of relationship with any of these girls? (Outside the language barrier) It really puzzles me how genuine the ladies are. I've learned how to spot frauds, and obtain passports for your lady (and child) if they have any. But the thing that puzzles me most is how in the heck do these women go from looking like a Supermodel in her 20's, to Madeleine Albright all in about 10 years! ((Personally, I wish there was a-way-around the "paying to e-mail them" thing)) I have met a ton of those girls on-line, and many are my on-line friends, but I can't afford to keep up correspondance. Oh and is it ever addictive! Just asking if anyone has any experience with them and their thoughts. Thanks."
in the History of Rock and Roll after we did the Beatles day...
"So your telling me Paul McCartney was in another band other than Wings?"
I never laughed so hard in my life.
Not stupid, but funny. Going through the drive through in west Ames McDonald's around 10PM, apparently some of the workers weren't keeping the high standards of the night manager.
Night Manager: "Come on, guys! You need to be smarter than this!"
Drive-through cashier: "I work at McDonald's, how smart do you think I am?!"
The Beatles are the worst band in history. Sorry off topic.... Had to vent their for a minute.Quote:
Originally Posted by thatguy
When introducing a VERY blonde girlfriend to a roommate named Reed...
"This is Reed" (he is reading a magazine at the time of introucion).
Girl, to Reed: "oh, do they call you that because you like to read a lot?"
Reed: "noooo...they call me Reed because its my name."
When I heard Auburn hired Chizik away.
You either weren't born yet, or slept through the 80s.Quote:
Originally Posted by CyCrazy
I am by no means a Beatles Fan, but if you'd been talking, not typing, your post might have just been my contribution to this thread. Over rated, over hyped, sure, but worst in history?
Truth. I knew it was only a matter of time until a post in this thread would be qualified.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clonefan94
A very good friend of mine (DeEtte) and I were talking at her house one Sunday afternoon, mind you this is in Baton Rouge, LA, when her sister (Shelby) called up in a total panic...Here is how the conversation played out. What you are about to read is true. In her real life, Shelby is an attorney at law and a very good one but, in all reality, You just can't make this s**t up!
DeEtte: Hello?
Shelby: Hi, We need your help.
DeEtte: OK...what is it?
Shelby: Payton is in so much trouble...she has a project due tomorrow and we are really stuck. Have been working on it since Friday after school and cannot for the life of us figure this out.
DeEtte: OK, tell me the situation or problem and maybe I can help you out.
Shelby: Sure...Her project is in Geography and we cannot figure out if we live in North America or South America...
DeEtte: You've got to be kidding me - right? You do know that even though we live in the "South" we still live in North America?
Shelby: That was the confusing part. Glad you could help us out with this. She should get at least a C on this project since we are only now getting it wrapped up.
DeEtte: Good bye Shelby...Hope Payton gets a better grade than a C since I helped her out with this.
Shelby: Yes, she should. She has an aunt who is a genius...bye.
We laughed for about three hours on that one and still to this day bring it up when we talk on the phone. Shelby, however, refuses to talk to us about this and avoids the subject like the plague.