Trick Or Treat

[TheBentStick]

Well, beggars night is half over and I've had a total of 4 kids ring the doorbell. Things sure have changed since I was a youngster. However, I have had quality instead of quantity; a cute little girl in a princess outfit told the joke "Why do cherry trees smell? Because George Washington cut one.". The best was a little dude wearing a Cyclones football uniform, and his joke was "Can the Hawkeyes beat the Cyclones? I'm afraid Jake Knott.". I gave him extra candy. Anyone else heard any good jokes from the trick or treater's tonight?

[Bu4ISU]

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poker Face

[michaelrr1]

What's wrong with central Iowa? Trick or Treat night is on Halloween everywhere else. I had a bunch of kids come by, but I told them to come back tomorrow.

[Cyfan4good]

A little pirate comes to the door alone.
Where are your buccaneers?
Under my bucken hat.

[CycloneRulzzz]

Well, beggars night is half over and I've had a total of 4 kids ring the doorbell. Things sure have changed since I was a youngster. However, I have had quality instead of quantity; a cute little girl in a princess outfit told the joke "Why do cherry trees smell? Because George Washington cut one.". The best was a little dude wearing a Cyclones football uniform, and his joke was "Can the Hawkeyes beat the Cyclones? I'm afraid Jake Knott.". I gave him extra candy. Anyone else heard any good jokes from the trick or treater's tonight?

great jokes. we had them in our town tonight too. I agree with Mich it should be on Halloween.

[DRCHIRO]

Which bees make milk?

Boobies


Best one I heard.

[RollsRoyce]

Whats cooler than the IPhone5? IPhone 6

Better yet, You got a joke? No

[Tailg8er]

CW had a few good ones on Twitter tonight.

Best one I got was from a 5 year old girl:

What's black, white, & red all over?

(I expected something lame like a newspaper)

& she says, "a dead cow!"

[im4cyclones]

Why was Tigger looking in his toilet? He was trying to find Pooh. Little girl, maybe 8-9 yrs old told me that one.

[Sterling4Cy]

heard this one today
why does the little mermaid wear two sea shells? because she was too small for two D shells.

[azepp]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.

[ISUME]

In what parts of the state do you have to tell a joke to get candy?

[WooClone15]

In what parts of the state do you have to tell a joke to get candy?

Wait, there are parts of the state were you don't have to tell jokes? I thought everyone told jokes.

[kingcy]

Beggar’s Night « Des Moines Local History

[ISUME]

Wait, there are parts of the state were you don't have to tell jokes? I thought everyone told jokes.

I went trick or treating in Davenport a couple of times growing up and don't remember telling any jokes. Also handed out candy last year in Davenport and didn't hear a single joke.