Why do men hate throw pillows?

[CycloneErik]

If I were into making forts, I guess they'd be OK.

[cowgirl836]

Its just more crap that lays around the house, that never gets used, and is always in the way.

Dad, when did you learn how to use the intertubes?!

[cowgirl836]

If I were into making forts, I guess they'd be OK.

pillow forts are so much fun.

[RotatingColumn]

Throw pillows are ammo for the cat. That's how they got their name.

[00clone]

Throw pillows are ammo for the cat. That's how they got their name.

Your cat can throw a pillow? Imm-pressive!

[iahawkhunter]

Throw pillows are ammo for the cat. That's how they got their name.

Cat discipline is what super soakers are for. It's like a liquid laser of vengeance.

[longtimeclone]

Cat discipline is what super soakers are for. It's like a liquid laser of vengeance.

When I go home I like to tease one of these at my mom's cat with a gun that looks like this.



Except mine doesn't have a string attached to the ball. The cat is more scared of this gun than the water bottle used to spray him.

[VeloClone]

Its just more crap that lays around the house, that never gets used, and is always in the way.

Oh, no. Apparently Mrs. Velo defines me as a throw pillow.

[Wesley]

They are space eaters.

[isukendall]

Throw pillows = decorative pillows, fabric usually matching duvet cover

Duvet = cover for down comforter

Did not expect this many responses so quickly

If I were not married, I would not own either of these things. And I had never even heard of a duvet before marriage. You may as well be speaking a foreign language.

[VeloClone]

If I were not married, I would not own either of these things. And I had never even heard of a duvet before marriage. You may as well be speaking a foreign language.

What you did there, I see it.

1758 : from French, literally 'down', from Old French

[TheBentStick]

LOL. Saturday can't get here soon enough; I think we play Texas don't we? This week has felt like it's off season or CF has merged with the Good Housekeeping board. At least I now know everything about throw pillows and duvets, will surely come in handy for conversation on the golf course this afternoon.

Go Clones!

[Cycl1]

LOL. Saturday can't get here soon enough; I think we play Texas don't we? This week has felt like it's off season or CF has merged with the Good Housekeeping board. At least I now know everything about throw pillows and duvets, will surely come in handy for conversation on the golf course this afternoon.

Go Clones!

yes, tell your golfing buddies all about your new found knowledge.

[TheBentStick]

yes, tell your golfing buddies all about your new found knowledge.

You should be nice to me, I was one of only five who voted for you in the now defunct poll!

[State43]

They serve no purpose. They're not comfortable and it's just something that has to be moved daily

Oh yeah, and if you lay on them, a woman yaps in your ear.