I was at Kernels baseball game, and the kiss cam came on in which it displayed a guy and a girl. Apparently those two were not a couple because they didn't kiss after a few seconds, and then the camera operator pans left with the same guy but another girl and they were also were not a couple.
Do you know why I put up with this 'pitiful job', Mr. Donaghy, why I fetch these folks' lunches and clean up their barfs? Cause they make television. And more then jazz, or musical theater, or morbid obesity, television is the true American artform.
I was at Kernels baseball game, and the kiss cam came on in which it displayed a guy and a girl. Apparently those two were not a couple because they didn't kiss after a few seconds, and then the camera operator pans left with the same guy but another girl and they were also were not a couple.
I was at a Kernels game and there were two cousins in front of me that got on it. Both about the same age, no family resemblance apparently. They were not kissing cousins apparently.
“A single speculation is a tragedy; a million speculations are a statistic.” ― Joseph Stalin
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