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Re: 7 Theories on Time That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
cracked is easily one of the best websites on the internet. If I ever want something interesting/funny to read, I just head over there. Even if I've already read their current articles, their archives are just as good. They've got some incredibly talented writers/performers over there. Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, and Soren Bowie to name a few.
"What a horrible night to have a curse."
-Simon Belmont
"Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine..."
-Master Shake
"Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood."
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Agreed. They always find funny ways to present interesting information. The Photoplasties aren't too bad either.
Just saw this one today...cracked me up. It's from October but I hadn't seen it yet.
19 Minor Changes That Would Make Famous Movies Amazing | Cracked.com
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This article is still my "go to" if I need to laugh.
6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k | Cracked.com
The section on the Mongoose may be the finest bit of prose ever put to paper. I especially love the way the author describes the confrontation between a mongoose and a cobra.
"The iconography of the king cobra inundates our culture, and from Commander to Kai, it is always used to intimidate. The hood, the hypnotic weaving, the forked tongue -- every visual aspect of the king cobra screams rotten death and fear.
And then along comes this doofy hillbilly weasel, which proceeds to murder the **** out of the living embodiment of terror just because there's nothing better to do that day."
"What a horrible night to have a curse."
-Simon Belmont
"Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine..."
-Master Shake
"Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood."
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Re: 7 Theories on Time That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
If time travel ever exists in the future, wouldn't we already know now?
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Re: 7 Theories on Time That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
 Originally Posted by IAMAIRBHG  If time travel ever exists in the future, wouldn't we already know now? perhaps it's closely monitored and governed with a strict non-interference policy. Or, maybe they are interfering, but we just don't know about it.
"What a horrible night to have a curse."
-Simon Belmont
"Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine..."
-Master Shake
"Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood."
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Well I was supposed to be rich and famous but somebody obviously went back in time and changed history therefore butterfly effecting my future into what you see now. Dammit.
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why would they let Hitler party for so long killing so many people? or maybe there was an even more badass guy they stopped and Hitler is tame comparable. 
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Re: 7 Theories on Time That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
Originally Posted by IAMAIRBHG why would they let Hitler party for so long killing so many people? or maybe there was an even more badass guy they stopped and Hitler is tame comparable. Are you calling Hitler "badass?" I'm not sure Godwin ever took that into account.
"What a horrible night to have a curse."
-Simon Belmont
"Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine..."
-Master Shake
"Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood."
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Re: 7 Theories on Time That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
Originally Posted by bos Well I was supposed to be rich and famous but somebody obviously went back in time and changed history therefore butterfly effecting my future into what you see now. Dammit. Wouldn't it change to "Butterfly Affecting" 
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#7. We May Not Live in the Present
This might be my favorite one of the article. So our reality has a "buffer"? Dude we might be living in a computer. Scientists somewhere also have found evidence of our universe being pixelated (kind of)
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Originally Posted by Boxerdaddy #7. We May Not Live in the Present
This might be my favorite one of the article. So our reality has a "buffer"? Dude we might be living in a computer. Scientists somewhere also have found evidence of our universe being pixelated (kind of) TV delay. In case we say something whomever is watching wont like said in front of their kids.
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Originally Posted by Mr Janny Are you calling Hitler "badass?" I'm not sure Godwin ever took that into account. Badass in the negative way. Not handsome 80's teenager that grew up on the "wrong" side of the tracks.
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Re: 7 Theories on Time That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
Originally Posted by IAMAIRBHG Badass in the negative way. Not handsome 80's teenager that grew up on the "wrong" side of the tracks. You could have just said "not like Darrel, Sodapop, and Ponyboy Curtis," you know. Would have saved you some typing.
"What a horrible night to have a curse."
-Simon Belmont
"Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine..."
-Master Shake
"Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood."
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