Warning signs of the Mayan apocalypse

[aauummm]

1. Didn't get yelled at by my boss today

2. Iowa State has stolen recruits from Nebraska (Lanning) Boise State/Penn State (Wimberley) Oklahoma (Bibbs) Iowa (Coe) and Missouri (Campos) for 2013 alone.

3. Got a haircut today from the worst barber ever who could barely speak english, but that didn't stop her from talking about her family, my colic, and how important education is and how proud of me she is that I go to ISU.

You still have problems with "colic"?

[RING4CY]

[Bu4ISU]

Thats not possible! Fountain too?

Yep! They told me it would take them a little while to re fill it or whatever.

[ISUCubswin]

You still have problems with "colic"?

Yup. My roommates can't stand those 2 in the morning wake up calls.

*calic

[Let's Go State]

The paradox of a lifetime!

Let's Go State, I just successfully tricked my toddler into eating her dinner. This is amiss.

You either need to plan for the world to collapse or dump your life savings on the lottery... The stars seem to be lining up!

[TigerCyJM]

I am having a kid in January. No sane world would allow that to happen... Sorry folks I doomed us!

Hahaha IIRC a while back on here you were declared unfit to raise a dog. During my lurking days!

[cowgirl836]

I hope I don't have to jimlad this - what signs have you seen that the Mayan apocalypse might just be true?

1. I cooked Chex mix in the oven this weekend, and just made macaroni and cheese. That means I cooked twice in the same week.

2. Snowpocalypse.

3. There was a student on Duff Ave who actually went to the crosswalk to cross the street, rather than darting across through traffic.

Hey I cooked twice this week too! And even more.....people not married to me said they liked it. Definitely a sign of the apocalypse.

[cowboycurtis]

My wife just willingly grabbed me another beer from the fridge. NEVER HAPPENS!!!

[Erik4Cy]

EVEN WORSE: MY XBOX GAVE ME THE RED RING OF DEATH THIS AFTERNOON!!!!

this is one of the worst feelings ever...

[Cyched]

It's break and I'm wearing pants

[WooClone15]

So will the world end at 12:01am or 11:59pm or in between sometime? Just want to make sure I get a front row seat for whatever goes down.

It's going to be a rolling apocalypse. It'll happen at 12:01 local time, which is great for you because you'll be able to watch all the time zones before you.

[Angie]

I predict this will be as cataclysmic as Y2K. The humanity.

[TheEncore]

EVEN WORSE: MY XBOX GAVE ME THE RED RING OF DEATH THIS AFTERNOON!!!!

....Well, I caught that too..but i don't call her xbox..

[Aclone]

It's my 52nd birthday tomorrow. Clearly the world will end shortly thereafter.

[kilgore_trout]

I like Lars Von Trier movies again.