Worst names you have ever heard?

**jwillyISU** · 01-04-2013, 12:57 PM

I played against Mercedes from Clarinda Academy too!? Funny thing was the next time we played them - they had a completely different team!

Where'd u go to school at zwclones51?

**Acylum** · 01-04-2013, 12:59 PM

Vagina and Toylanda. Seriously.

**CtownCyclone** · 01-04-2013, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by agrabes

Someone at my work is now named "Kelly Kelly" after getting married. She shouldn't have taken her husband's name.

Is this her?

**colbycheese** · 01-04-2013, 01:05 PM

My wife works with kids in a psych hospital. She's seen kids with all sorts of weird names. Princestiara (one word) is one of her favorite first names she's come across. Also she's literally seen dozens of kids named "Unique" with some special ghetto spelling. There has also been multiple girls named "Chastity" born to single mothers. I find the irony of all of these pretty funny.

**CyOps** · 01-04-2013, 01:06 PM

Girl's family used to own Nielsen Automotive. Named her son Niels Otto (first name, middle name).

**colbycheese** · 01-04-2013, 01:08 PM

My middle school guidance counselor's name was Dick Barret.

**klamath632** · 01-04-2013, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by mustangcy

8 pages and nobody has brought up the worst name trend in Iowa??

Kinnick.

My son has not one but two boys in his class named Kinnick. My wifes cousin named his kid Kinnick and my brother in law was going to name his kid Kinnick until they found out they are having a girl.

Seriously, how would you like to be named after a football stadium? I just want to slap the **** out of every parent with a child named Kinnick.

They aren't named after a stadium. The stadium, and the kids, are named after the same man. Derp.

**1100011CS** · 01-04-2013, 01:16 PM

Just saw this one in the M'town paper: Anaid - the mother's name spelled backward

**zwclones51** · 01-04-2013, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by mustangcy

8 pages and nobody has brought up the worst name trend in Iowa??

Kinnick.

My son has not one but two boys in his class named Kinnick. My wifes cousin named his kid Kinnick and my brother in law was going to name his kid Kinnick until they found out they are having a girl.

Seriously, how would you like to be named after a football stadium? I just want to slap the **** out of every parent with a child named Kinnick.

What if I had a kid named Trice? It's actually kinda catchy

**CyArob** · 01-04-2013, 01:21 PM

Richard Boner.

Oh, and my Calc 3 teacher Yu Tung Poon.

**bawbie** · 01-04-2013, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by djkent01

I have a buddy that's a big Hawk fan. Named his boys Kinnick and Carver.

I was just going to post that. Does he live in CR? Or are there two of them?

**djkent01** · 01-04-2013, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by bawbie

I was just going to post that. Does he live in CR? Or are there two of them?

Must be two. He's still in Des Moines.

**EvilBetty** · 01-04-2013, 01:32 PM

Dust (male)
Randi FInger (female)

not bad names but interesting

and i had a grade school teacher named Ms. Semen. wonder why she chose not to teach high school?

**brokenloginagain** · 01-04-2013, 01:33 PM

this thread reminded me of this article.

American Baby Names Are Somehow Getting Even Worse

other day in the gym I heard a dad yell for his two sons "Hemingway....Remington, get over here."

**Angie** · 01-04-2013, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by brokenloginagain

this thread reminded me of this article.

American Baby Names Are Somehow Getting Even Worse

other day in the gym I heard a dad yell for his two sons "Hemingway....Remington, get over here."

I love it - and it's 100% true. If you google message boards to help name your child (which will be mostly women), you'll see that those names are all 100% accurate. I've read a woman who was named Kelly and her husband was named Bryan come up with "Brylee" for their daughter - yeah, that kid's going to strip, because nobody is taking an adult Brylee seriously. Another woman named her daughter Jersey, her last name was Shore. This was AFTER the show came out.