Worst names you have ever heard?

**carvers4math** · 01-05-2013, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by LibertyCy

It was spelled Fonda Dix and she played softball but otherwise you got it.

Nope, it was Fonda Dicks and she played six on six girls basketball. This link lists her as having 1222 points in a single season.
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I saw this game referenced where she scored 67 points against Lenox in Chariton. Iowa Girls 6 on 6 Basketball

**MeanDean** · 01-05-2013, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by cowgirl836

No one mentioned Phillip Phillips?

**Schfinkter** · 01-05-2013, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by CyArob

Prairie City.

Haha... yep, same guy.

**cyclone618** · 01-05-2013, 03:54 PM

A business associate of mine is named Philip Philips. He lives in the MSP area.

**cyclone1975** · 01-05-2013, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by BEACHBUM

Also can remember back in junior high when I had to get my physical for sports, the Doctor's last name was Pollpeter. That was a bit awkward when he asked me to drop my pants for the "old turn and cough" part of the physical, my response was "Yes Dr. Pollpeter"

A fellow Marshalltownian!

**19210** · 01-05-2013, 04:41 PM

Anita Cox

**MeanDean** · 01-05-2013, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by WooClone15

That's another one I hate. Why would you give your kid the same name as their last name?

Yeah, you think someone would remind them how great that worked out for Sirhan Sirhan

**Al_4_State** · 01-05-2013, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Doc

My name's Robbie Robertson but ppl call be Robo!

My name's Rick Danko, baby, people call me One-Hour-Photo!

**Bu4ISU** · 01-05-2013, 05:39 PM

**jaretac** · 01-06-2013, 10:31 AM

I almost forgot. A couple years ago the local radio station had a Debra Downer doing the news reports. I haven't heard her in a while though so not sure if she is still there.

**Angie** · 01-06-2013, 10:37 AM

In six months when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's kid is born, I'm going to guess he or she will be head and shoulders above anything on this list.

**IceCyIce** · 01-06-2013, 11:06 AM

I could not make this up NE Iowa

1. Richard "dick" Hare "Hair"

2. Harold "hairy" Balls

No Joke - Classic

**CyCloned** · 01-06-2013, 12:09 PM

Poor Fonda, and everyone knew her name because of her basketball skills. There was a girl that lived in Friley back in the day named Kay Mart. Of course that was probably short for Katherine, so it was self inflected.

**DistrictCyclone** · 01-06-2013, 06:44 PM

So in an earlier post I harangued on "Nevaeh" being a stupid name, but it's been outdone...just got an email announcing the birth of a girl named "Nevayah".

**iahawkhunter** · 01-06-2013, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by DistrictCyclone

So in an earlier post I harangued on "Nevaeh" being a stupid name, but it's been outdone...just got an email announcing the birth of a girl named "Nevayah".

Well done.