Worst names you have ever heard?

**Go2Guy** · 01-04-2013, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by MNclone

I went to school with a girl named Candy Balls.

was she "normal" ?

**Doc** · 01-04-2013, 10:34 AM

Beau. It's got that combination of being both redneck and French.

**DistrictCyclone** · 01-04-2013, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Go2Guy

I worked with a couple of interesting names:

+ Jack Glasscock
+ Mike Hunt
+ Kathy Bonner

Also, BuBu and Shaquille are kinda awkward.

What's interesting/funny about Kathy Bonner? Am I missing something?

**klamath632** · 01-04-2013, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by DistrictCyclone

There's a talking head on MSNBC named Krystal Ball.

Yep, I did an email migration for a customer two years ago that had a Crystal Ball in their directory.

Also, my daughter goes to school with a kid named Kal-el.

**DistrictCyclone** · 01-04-2013, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Doc

Beau. It's got that combination of being both redneck and French.

I'm sure to offend someone with this, but I immediately assume anyone named "Todd" either lives in a trailer and/or wears sleeveless t-shirts and aspires to own a vintage muscle car.

**Cycl1** · 01-04-2013, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by klamath632

Yep, I did an email migration for a customer two years ago that had a Crystal Ball in their directory.

Also, my daughter goes to school with a kid named Kal-el.

is that pronounced with "dash"?

**CtownCyclone** · 01-04-2013, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Go2Guy

I worked with a couple of interesting names:

+ Jack Glasscock
+ Mike Hunt
+ Kathy Bonner

Also, BuBu and Shaquille are kinda awkward.

Ha, I work with a Glasscock as well. He has personalized plates for his vehicles too.

**JWIL4CY** · 01-04-2013, 10:36 AM

Placenta

**07Clone** · 01-04-2013, 10:37 AM

Dick Stoneburner

**Cycl1** · 01-04-2013, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by DistrictCyclone

I'm sure to offend someone with this, but I immediately assume anyone named "Todd" either lives in a trailer and/or wears sleeveless t-shirts and aspires to own a vintage muscle car.

I assume Todds are foxes and befriend hound dogs named Copper.

**CtownCyclone** · 01-04-2013, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by DistrictCyclone

I'm sure to offend someone with this, but I immediately assume anyone named "Todd" either lives in a trailer and/or wears sleeveless t-shirts and aspires to own a vintage muscle car.

If you only knew...

**flynnhicks03** · 01-04-2013, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by FarminCy

Also forgot I have a cousin who named their daughter Eyelid. Its spelled with a 10-12 letter mixture of AILDH but it is pronounced "Eyelid". It's not one of the worst I've seen. But this cousin's husband legally changed his first name to Royal last year at the age of 32 out of the blue so I guess nothing should surprise me.

No offense taken, but my oldest son's middle name is Royal. Family name, and I think it's pretty cool.

**klamath632** · 01-04-2013, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Cycl1

is that pronounced with "dash"?

I hope not. I do think it's about as ballsy as naming your kid God. If you're going to name your kid after an imaginary person, Superman is the way to go.