Worst names you have ever heard?

**oldman** · 01-04-2013, 10:59 AM

River Phoenix.

**djkent01** · 01-04-2013, 11:02 AM

I have a buddy that's a big Hawk fan. Named his boys Kinnick and Carver.

**DistrictCyclone** · 01-04-2013, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by Cy4Patriots

Trending: Baby Girl Named After Twitter's Hashtag | News & Opinion | PCMag.com

Her name was Hashtag lol

Was it later changed? Did Hashtag die?

**oldman** · 01-04-2013, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by Angie

What are the worst names you have ever actually heard of a real person? (Not counting Ima Hogg and La-a urban legends.) It can be a really weird one, or some of the "trendy" new made-up names that a lot of kids are now being named.

Poor Farnold Degand had it pretty rough. :( Whenever my husband and I would hear his name at a game, we'd say, "Hey, Faaarnold!" (like from the old Nickelodeon show).

(Please no insulting other members.)

Ima Hogg (July 10, 1882 – August 19, 1975), known as "The First Lady of Texas",^[1] was an American philanthropist, patron and collector of the arts, and one of the most respected women in Texas during the 20th century.^{[

It appears her father was Governor of Texas, way back when.}

**oldman** · 01-04-2013, 11:04 AM

Anita Dickens.

**Clones85'** · 01-04-2013, 11:05 AM

Duaney Duaney

**oldman** · 01-04-2013, 11:05 AM

Had a good friend in college named Malvern Iles. Went by Mal.

**oldman** · 01-04-2013, 11:10 AM

**zwclones51** · 01-04-2013, 11:11 AM

Mary A. Boner

**ISU_phoria** · 01-04-2013, 11:12 AM

The 5 Greatest Accomplishments by Men With Stupid Names | Cracked.com

**Cybyassociation** · 01-04-2013, 11:14 AM

An attention loving girl I went to high school with named her child Boston. She's the type that will post every moment of social networking for even more attention.

**oldman** · 01-04-2013, 11:14 AM

**Angie** · 01-04-2013, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by TXCyclones

I had an African-American lady who worked in the factory in Richmond who's name on her application was Brown, Female. I had to go over to HR to ask if there'd been a mistake. It turns out her name is fuh-mall-ee, Female Brown. She was an absolute riot to have around!

My best friend (who is very, very smart but a little naive), her husband, my husband, and I were all playing Trivial Pursuit one night. She was reading the question, and she read it as something like, "What SNL skit featured a shuh-mah-lay?" Nobody had ANY clue what she was talking about, so I looked at the card. It was "shemale."

**oldman** · 01-04-2013, 11:16 AM

Dick Johnson

**Doc** · 01-04-2013, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by oldman

Ima Hogg (July 10, 1882 – August 19, 1975), known as "The First Lady of Texas",^[1] was an American philanthropist, patron and collector of the arts, and one of the most respected women in Texas during the 20th century.^{[

It appears her father was Governor of Texas, way back when.}

Governor Boss Hogg?