Hate your life on Earth or in general? Live on Mars.

**bos** · 01-09-2013, 08:35 AM

Mars Colonists Wanted

Would be awesome if you lived for this stuff. I would hope my team would consist of a bunch of hot chicks who went into hyper sleep once a month, but alas it would probably end up with a bunch of dudes and some lady space troll.

Note: Ladies dont punch me, its a joke.

**Mr Janny** · 01-09-2013, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by bos

Mars Colonists Wanted

Would be awesome if you lived for this stuff. I would hope my team would consist of a bunch of hot chicks who went into hyper sleep once a month, but alas it would probably end up with a bunch of dudes and some lady space troll.

Note: Ladies dont punch me, its a joke.

with my luck, I'd get on the squad with the hot chicks, but then the whole thing'd go all Event Horizon on me as soon as we got there, and I'd end up getting trapped in a depressurizing airlock.

**Cyclonepride** · 01-09-2013, 08:40 AM

This would result in a bunch of moms with empty basements.

**bos** · 01-09-2013, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by Mr Janny

with my luck, I'd get on the squad with the hot chicks, but then the whole thing'd go all Event Horizon on me as soon as we got there, and I'd end up getting trapped in a depressurizing airlock.

Only if they happened to travel through some warp in hell. Otherwise you are safe. Cant help you on the airlock, they may just out you there for a time out.

**DistrictCyclone** · 01-09-2013, 08:45 AM

With my luck, I'd probably end up with this guy:

Here's the website. There are more links to purchase merchandise then there are for actual astronaut stuff. Clever way to sell some coffee mugs and tshirts.

**bos** · 01-09-2013, 08:45 AM

If it wasnt essentially a one way trip I would consider it if I were single, but man, if you get in a pinch noone can help you in a decent amount of time. But, if all goes well, you could be part of something very very cool.