Favorite made-up exclamations/swear words

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What are your favorite exclamations or swear words that you have made up, or use that someone else has made up? What is an example of the usage?

For some reason, we started saying "Holy eff-dogs" in our house. No clue what it means, but it is used such as, "Holy eff-dogs, I'm tired."

I have an older lady coworker who says, "For crying in a bucket." I'm positive this is just gibberish.

**** this ****.

Do**** canoe.

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ballsy thread, Angie - I like it.

Dont really have any that I can think of. I have a swear jar started in the new year to hopefully curb the heavy stuff. Try hard not to use it in front of the kids, but its a family curse. My middle child use 6 year old versions, its hilarious.

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Originally Posted by CLONECONES

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ballsy thread, Angie - I like it.

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I'm a little nervous, but hoping it stays on this side of okay. :)

How about America's hottest new curse word? Clemin.

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Originally Posted by bos

Dont really have any that I can think of. I have a swear jar started in the new year to hopefully curb the heavy stuff. Try hard not to use it in front of the kids, but its a family curse. My middle child use 6 year old versions, its hilarious.

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The other day, I was trying to clean up ***hole and butthole by saying, "B-hole."

Cue this week, we were in the car and my 2.5-year-old was yelling, "Daddy, you a b-hole! Mama, you a b-hole! HAHAHAHAHA!" :dull:

They pick up early and don't let it go.

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Originally Posted by Angie

The other day, I was trying to clean up ***hole and butthole by saying, "B-hole."

Cue this week, we were in the car and my 2.5-year-old was yelling, "Daddy, you a b-hole! Mama, you a b-hole! HAHAHAHAHA!" :dull:



They pick up early and don't let it go.

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Nope, they run with it far and fast. I said d-bag (full word) in the kitchen when describing some politician to my wife and naturally all 3 heard it in the other room and repeated it while laughing hysterically. I couldnt stop laughing hearing them say it, but of course I had to apologize to them and tell them to knock it off.

My mother used to make up swear words on the golf course (I suppose to avoid cussing in front of young me). These included: "fruck", "frit", and "duck" (not the animal), among others. My dad would always say "GOD...bless America/it", for the same reason, I guess. Maybe to mock my mother, who knows.

My three year old calls me a tootie butt

cheese and crackers! when I'm in front of little ones

I usually use the expression of "what the thunder....." to avoid swearing.

All exclamations/swear words are made up:)

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Originally Posted by Angie

The other day, I was trying to clean up ***hole and butthole by saying, "B-hole."

Cue this week, we were in the car and my 2.5-year-old was yelling, "Daddy, you a b-hole! Mama, you a b-hole! HAHAHAHAHA!" :dull:

They pick up early and don't let it go.

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I think kid swearing stories are funny.

When my brother was little, he had trouble with his certain word combinations with r's and p's. So at church one week after Christmas, the pastor asked my brother what he had gotten. He very loudly exclaimed "a dumb f***!"

My mom covered his mouth and goes "a duMP Truck, he got a dump truck!" He used to also say f-ing flakes instead of Frosted Flakes.


my made up swear words are pizzle, poopy, and fudge beans. Though I don't really say the last one anymore.