Your "list"

[CtownCyclone]

So maybe you wouldn't hate it as much.

[Cycl1]

My boss is female. So...there's that.

and good looking?

[MLawrence]

So maybe you wouldn't hate it as much.

This just has good idea written all over it.

[Cycl1]

This just has good idea written all over it.

Dear Penthouse........

[mtowncyclone13]

Girls can be dumb. My ex got legit mad at me one time. She asked who my previous girlfriend was. So I tell her and she Facebook creeps her and proceeds to yell at me because the first ex was drop dead gorgeous and she didn't know how to handle it.

A) pics?

B) why ex-gf?

[CtownCyclone]

This just has good idea written all over it.

Dear diary:
Jackpot!

[Rabbuk]

If he doesn't bang his boss he's gay now. That's what middle school logic would dictate.

[KFitzy87]

Same here.

Janny's a blonde?

EL OH EL!!!

[Wesley]

Candice Swanepoel
Nicole Scherzinger
Scarlett Johansson
Shakira
Monica Bellucci

[cyclonespiker33]

Girls can be dumb. My ex got legit mad at me one time. She asked who my previous girlfriend was. So I tell her and she Facebook creeps her and proceeds to yell at me because the first ex was drop dead gorgeous and she didn't know how to handle it.

Girls judge themselve on your past girlfriends. If your ex is hot then they'll be worried that you'll find someone better. If your ex is ugly then they will assume that they are ugly too. Can't win.

[Cycl1]

Dear diary:
Jackpot!

was looking this up while you posted

[Angie]

Janny's a blonde?

EL OH EL!!!

Sort of. :) Not as much as he gets older.

[mfelske]

The brunette Fareway girl. I have trouble scrolling down and making her go away..

[oldman]

[cybsball20]

5. Just about any female who has ever been on "The Big Break" on Golf Channel
4. Candace Parker
3. Tobin Heath
2. Logan Tom
1. Erica Hosseini