Things that look bad but really aren't

So I sometimes like to **** with my fiance when she's sitting next to me on the couch, and look at pictures of things that look dirty, but really aren't. I'm running out of material, so I started a thread.

Mods, if this is out of bounds, delete. For the record, all of this is not actually dirty.

For example.

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Please DC stay out of this thread. Don't want you to get yourself banned again. :)

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Originally Posted by CycloneRulzzz

Please DC stay out of this thread. Don't want you to get yourself banned again. :)

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I hope this can stay clean enough to stay open.

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Originally Posted by SplitIdentity

So I sometimes like to **** with my fiance when she's sitting next to me on the couch, and look at pictures of things that look dirty, but really aren't. I'm running out of material, so I started a thread.

Mods, if this is out of bounds, delete. For the record, all of this is not actually dirty.

For example.

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The first time I read this, I thought "he likes to poop with his fiance when she's sitting on the couch next to him"???

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Originally Posted by DistrictCyclone

The first time I read this, I thought "he likes to poop with his fiance when she's sitting on the couch next to him"???

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That only happens when I eat spicy food.

Can we place bets on how long this stays open?

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Originally Posted by DistrictCyclone

The first time I read this, I thought "he likes to poop with his fiance when she's sitting on the couch next to him"???

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I read it and wondered why someone f@rting with their woman next to them on the couch was notable, since everyone does it..or should, and simultaneously wondered when CF started censoring f@rt.

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Originally Posted by MJ271

Can we place bets on how long this stays open?

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these kinds of threads usually do fine until people can't resist the temptation and start posting stuff that's actually inappropriate.

i better not get a timeout for this

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According to some posters on this board...

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Originally Posted by CycloneRulzzz

Please DC stay out of this thread. Don't want you to get yourself banned again. :)

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One of my favorite threads ever.

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Originally Posted by azepp

One of my favorite threads ever.

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That one didn't result in a ban did it? Was that the troll defense thread?

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Originally Posted by LindenCy

That one didn't result in a ban did it? Was that the troll defense thread?

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I don't remember what started it, but the thread eventually got deleted.

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Originally Posted by LindenCy

That one didn't result in a ban did it? Was that the troll defense thread?

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Yeah, that (shockingly) did not warrant a ban. Around the same time, though, I got a ban for a "cave infraction". I've since stayed clear of the cave. I don't miss it.