Bad roommates

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Originally Posted by FarminCy

Another roommate used to just random **** all over the house when he was drunk. Woke up multiple times to him ******* at the end of my bed in my room. When you would yell at him he would look at you real quick, finish going to the bathroom and just walk away. The guy ****** on the couches, beds, keyboard, fridge, literally almost everywhere in the two years we lived there. Great guy just liked to pee on things.

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I went thru a stage like this, except I would only pee random places in my own room. One time I peed my own bed, with my girlfriend in it. Luckily I woke up first, grabbed a towel, & put it under me. She never knew.

Which reminds me of another story from freshman year. One morning I woke up on my loft & all my sheets/blankets weren't on my bed. After some searching, I found them all wadded up wet in our shower. Upon opening them, I discovered they were covered in puke. I promptly threw them out, & proceeded to get **** from my roommate/friends for the next 2 years. (we continued to live together)

Then out of the blue one night, my roommate told me the truth. Apparently some other drunk guy passed out in my bed earlier that night & threw up everywhere. He then took off my sheets & tried to clean them before bailing. (& I climbed into my bed LATER).

Turns out I wasn't the lightweight ***** that I thought I was for 2 years!

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Originally Posted by ThatllDoCy

One night during a huge storm my jeep was running for some reason, so a buddy and I go check it out. Open the back door and there is my roommate having intercourse with his girlfriend's Mom. Other than that a pretty good roommate who unfortunately had his GF move in with us without our permission really.

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in your jeep? woah

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Originally Posted by carvers4math

Had a nice roomie in the Towers who dropped out of school at semester. Got a new roomie first day of the next semester that housing dumped on me. She met a guy that first day and I woke up in the middle of the night with them doing it about four feet away. Not one to just stay for that, I slept in the den or on a couch in a friend's room. for most of the term.

The guy was just an incredible creep. I had mono and was sleeping in the afternoon between classes. Roomie had let him in the room and left. He woke me up to see if I was interested. I guess I should give him credit for waking me up and asking. I told the roommate, who wasn't mad at all and suggested a three way. So even napping in my own room was out of the question. I would guess they accomplished their goal with my sleeping in other rooms all term but they didn't seem to mind spectators either.

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Did anybody else stop reading at this point?

My roommate didn't do the dishes for two weeks so I ****ed his girlfriend. I showed him!

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Originally Posted by CarlHungus

My roommate didn't do the dishes for two weeks so I ****ed his girlfriend. I showed him!

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xSrbCDC2bP...s_you_1024.jpg

I had a roommate who would put on occasional sex shows while I was sleeping, I returned the favor. Funny how you don't care when you're boozed up.

follow up on roommate story.

Had my friend to come over to finish a project this afternoon. I made a $10 bet that he was video games. I was right. Easiest $10 I ever made.

*waiting for cool starry bra pic*

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Originally Posted by Tailg8er

I went thru a stage like this, except I would only pee random places in my own room. One time I peed my own bed, with my girlfriend in it. Luckily I woke up first, grabbed a towel, & put it under me. She never knew.

Which reminds me of another story from freshman year. One morning I woke up on my loft & all my sheets/blankets weren't on my bed. After some searching, I found them all wadded up wet in our shower. Upon opening them, I discovered they were covered in puke. I promptly threw them out, & proceeded to get **** from my roommate/friends for the next 2 years. (we continued to live together)

Then out of the blue one night, my roommate told me the truth. Apparently some other drunk guy passed out in my bed earlier that night & threw up everywhere. He then took off my sheets & tried to clean them before bailing. (& I climbed into my bed LATER).

Turns out I wasn't the lightweight ***** that I thought I was for 2 years!

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I ****** in the middle of es tas once. 21st birthdays are rough.

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Originally Posted by Tailg8er

I went thru a stage like this, except I would only pee random places in my own room. One time I peed my own bed, with my girlfriend in it. Luckily I woke up first, grabbed a towel, & put it under me. She never knew.

Which reminds me of another story from freshman year. One morning I woke up on my loft & all my sheets/blankets weren't on my bed. After some searching, I found them all wadded up wet in our shower. Upon opening them, I discovered they were covered in puke. I promptly threw them out, & proceeded to get **** from my roommate/friends for the next 2 years. (we continued to live together)

Then out of the blue one night, my roommate told me the truth. Apparently some other drunk guy passed out in my bed earlier that night & threw up everywhere. He then took off my sheets & tried to clean them before bailing. (& I climbed into my bed LATER).

Turns out I wasn't the lightweight ***** that I thought I was for 2 years!

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Funny I never heard any of these stories.

I had this issue a few times too. ****** on the dishwasher and ****** in my closet. Weird that I never ****** the bed.

I had a roommate who thought it would be funny to be in my bed when I was drunk and convince me in the morning it was me. He also threw a keg at me that night. I woke up with a wet bed and hip pain with no answers.

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Originally Posted by packattack425

I had a roommate who thought it would be funny to **** in my bed when I was drunk and convince me in the morning it was me. He also threw a keg at me that night. I woke up with a wet bed and hip pain with no answers.

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If I remember correctly he shaved an X in your head as well.

Again during my freshman year (we made a lot of good stories that year), somebody on my floor had the genius idea to go get a self-waxing kit from K-Mart so all of us drunk people could wax some ****. Some people waxed a strip on their leg, underarm, & even nipple. Then one of my roommates convinced me I should do an eyebrow.

After several Keystone Ices, I said why the hell not. Took 2 strong pulls, & I was down to 1 eyebrow. Spent the next 2-3 months drawing on an eyebrow with a bic ballpoint pen & wearing my hat super low.... Didn't help that one of them uploaded the video to CollegeHumor..

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Originally Posted by Tailg8er

Again during my freshman year (we made a lot of good stories that year), somebody on my floor had the genius idea to go get a self-waxing kit from K-Mart so all of us drunk people could wax some ****. Some people waxed a strip on their leg, underarm, & even nipple. Then one of my roommates convinced me I should do an eyebrow.

After several Keystone Ices, I said why the hell not. Took 2 strong pulls, & I was down to 1 eyebrow. Spent the next 2-3 months drawing on an eyebrow with a bic ballpoint pen & wearing my hat super low.... Didn't help that one of them uploaded the video to CollegeHumor..

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Lol do you really have hair that dark or did this just look awful?

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Originally Posted by Tailg8er

Again during my freshman year (we made a lot of good stories that year), somebody on my floor had the genius idea to go get a self-waxing kit from K-Mart so all of us drunk people could wax some ****. Some people waxed a strip on their leg, underarm, & even nipple. Then one of my roommates convinced me I should do an eyebrow.

After several Keystone Ices, I said why the hell not. Took 2 strong pulls, & I was down to 1 eyebrow. Spent the next 2-3 months drawing on an eyebrow with a bic ballpoint pen & wearing my hat super low.... Didn't help that one of them uploaded the video to CollegeHumor..

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Haha after I read this I had to go look for myself, sure enough I found it!

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Originally Posted by cowgirl836

Lol do you really have hair that dark or did this just look awful?

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My hair is basically black. I thought it looked pretty natural though, if I do say so myself!

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Originally Posted by Agclone91

Haha after I read this I had to go look for myself, sure enough I found it!

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Haha, how in the hell did you find it?? (I'll admit, a simple search on the site of "wax + alcohol" will result in success)




Now remember, that was ~6 years ago!