Holy shiat, this one times infininty!!! I also love when you can tell you've gotten a red, orange or blue line car when taking the brown/purple line and it wreaks like urine b/c bums are allowed to ride the trains all day.
I kept it classy on the green line mostly, but blue line might be the oldest and ********* of all the lines. It's like riding your bike on gravel in an earthquake.
“A single speculation is a tragedy; a million speculations are a statistic.” ― Joseph Stalin
People who talk about gaming not on the gaming forum.
People who eat/chew with their mouths open. Disgusting.
Also people who have to pull out their slimy handkerchiefs at the dinner table to blow their disgusting snot out while I'm trying not to think about the snot on their hands now being transferred to everything they touch on the table afterwards.
People who park next to you and bang their car door into you. Subset-people who can't corral their shopping carts in the parking lot; Florida is full of nothing but these people.
People who slow down, so you pass them, then they speed up and tailgate you until they finally pass you again. Then they slow down. Almost every car built after 1990 has cruise control - use it!
People who drive 45 MPH on the 2 lane highway while miles of cars build up behind them - then magically speed up to 65 when the highway opens up into 4 lanes.
People who think Iowa is the same as Ohio or Idaho. Woman just asked me how things are in Idaho. I said I haven't been there since 1976, so maybe she should ask someone else. She looked confused when I finally said I was from Iowa. Oh well, she said, I knew it was somewhere that started with "I". I wanted to ask her how things were in Boston, Maryland, but figured she wouldn't get it...
No matter what, I could NEVER cheer for Dirt and Urine.
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