I never had an animal in my life until I turned 30 years old. The wife said that since we weren't going to have kids we'd get a cat.
After a shave
wow, that looks exactly like our previous cat, which was a barn kitten off the farm given to my fiancee as a gift. i then proceeded to hate said cat because it shed worse than our dog and hated everyone (except wife) and always escaped outside (not a "willow") and then brought in fleas.
luckily we found a nice young lady that wanted a cat so bad (i feel she had a promising career as an old cat lady) and she took her for us.
i will never have an indoor cat again. but i can't convince my wife to keep one outside (i even have a heated garage where she could sleep/eat/etv)
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than selfish and worry about my liver."
--by Jack Handy
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Originally Posted by dmclone 
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