Very Early 2/21 Weather Thread

[im4cyclones]

The weekend is coming up and your wife tells you that she is going to **** your brains out Saturday night. Then Saturday comes and after a little make-out session, she says she doesn't feel well and goes off to bed.

That is a little like this storm. After some dirty talk, it ends in a little kissing and hugging. But we walk away with snowstorm blue balls.

[Al_4_State]

Wait.

Are you telling me that a storm that was supposed to drop a foot of snow a week out has been significantly downgraded?

I need to find a chair. I'm not sure I can stand up after hearing that.

[cyfanatic]

Wait.

Are you telling me that a storm that was supposed to drop a foot of snow a week out has been significantly downgraded?

I need to find a chair. I'm not sure I can stand up after hearing that.

I wouldn't say downgraded...still saying up to 18 inches from this storm in some places...just not central and eastern Iowa.

[cloneluke80]

Hearing central Iowa is now in the 4-6 inch range. Bad news for those looking forward to a 3-4 day weekend.

I think the range is more 4-9, I see DSM metro getting more like 7ish...

[erikbj]

The weekend is coming up and your wife tells you that she is going to **** your brains out Saturday night. Then Saturday comes and after a little make-out session, she says she doesn't feel well and goes off to bed.

That is a little like this storm. After some dirty talk, it ends in a little kissing and hugging. But we walk away with snowstorm blue balls.

you obviously are not married

[Wesley]

Wait.

Are you telling me that a storm that was supposed to drop a foot of snow a week out has been significantly downgraded?

I need to find a chair. I'm not sure I can stand up after hearing that.

The new home the center of the storm is seeking may be Manhattan KS.

[ISpyCy]

The weekend is coming up and your wife tells you that she is going to **** your brains out Saturday night. Then Saturday comes and after a little make-out session, she says she doesn't feel well and goes off to bed.

That is a little like this storm. After some dirty talk, it ends in a little kissing and hugging. But we walk away with snowstorm blue balls.

How drunk or stoned does she have to be before she says that?

[Wesley]

How drunk or stoned does she have to be before she says that?

She was just playing with his pysche. That is how you maintain the upper ah-hem hand.

[chuckd4735]

Wait.

Are you telling me that a storm that was supposed to drop a foot of snow a week out has been significantly downgraded?

I need to find a chair. I'm not sure I can stand up after hearing that.

Not sure why you thought it was going to drop a foot of snow. The models may have been showing that, but every professional meteorologist in this thread said it wouldn't happen.

[Cyclonesrule91]

The weekend is coming up and your wife tells you that she is going to **** your brains out Saturday night. Then Saturday comes and after a little make-out session, she says she doesn't feel well and goes off to bed.

That is a little like this storm. After some dirty talk, it ends in a little kissing and hugging. But we walk away with snowstorm blue balls.

That is most likely because she has a honey-do list a mile long that she wants done before Saturday night and she knows the best way to get a man to get stuff done is tell him something like that. It'll work every time.

Been married for 17 yrs and my wife uses that speak all the time and no matter how many times the story turns out as you typed, the next time she pulls that line I'm in "Let's get that **** done NOW!!!" mode. Wives know EXACTLY what they are doing......Just like Mother Nature.

It does suck that Waukee isn't going to get curb stomped in snow now. With only 6", even people with Prius's will have no problems. UUUUUuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!

[casey1973]

Local radio station in Ames just said we could expect 4 inches. Who knows.

[Wesley]

That is most likely because she has a honey-do list a mile long that she wants done before Saturday night and she knows the best way to get a man to get stuff done is tell him something like that. It'll work every time.

Been married for 17 yrs and my wife uses that speak all the time and no matter how many times the story turns out as you typed, the next time she pulls that line I'm in "Let's get that **** done NOW!!!" mode. Wives know EXACTLY what they are doing......Just like Mother Nature.

It does suck that Waukee isn't going to get curb stomped in snow now. With only 6", even people with Prius's will have no problems. UUUUUuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!

Looks like people will not have a four day weekend....

[FDWxMan]

Wait.

Are you telling me that a storm that was supposed to drop a foot of snow a week out has been significantly downgraded?

I need to find a chair. I'm not sure I can stand up after hearing that.

Who told you it was going to drop a foot of Snow?

[awd4cy]

Who told you it was going to drop a foot of Snow?

Umm..... Go back and read the first 18 pages of this thread.

[FDWxMan]

Not sure why you thought it was going to drop a foot of snow. The models may have been showing that, but every professional meteorologist in this thread said it wouldn't happen.

The biggest complainers that the "forecast is always wrong" are usually the ones that aren't paying attention and don't know what the forecast was anyway.