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  • Standing

    26 28.89%

  • Sitting

    55 61.11%

  • I don't wipe

    9 10.00%
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Thread: Standing or sitting?

  1. 02-18-2013, 09:07 PM #46
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Stand. Wipe with the right hand, while grabbing the cheek with the left. Spreadage problem solved. Boom.

    This brings on the other question. Wad or fold?
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  2. 02-18-2013, 09:07 PM #47
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Quote Originally Posted by gocubs2118 View Post
    I'm going to stand next time and if I get it all over my hand, I'm kicking someones ***.
    First of all this made me laugh, a lot. Second, will this someone be sitting or standing when you kiss their ***?
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  3. 02-18-2013, 09:08 PM #48
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Quote Originally Posted by SplitIdentity View Post
    They sparkle.

    hahaha, we USED to sparkle and then that goddamn Stephanie Meyer used that for her vampire ****. So now we twinkle.
  4. 02-18-2013, 09:08 PM #49
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Wad for sure!

    Fold - AINT NO ONE GOT TIME FOR THAT!
  5. 02-18-2013, 09:08 PM #50
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    I hope you standers wash the **** out of your hands, it's got trainwreck written all over it!
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  6. 02-18-2013, 09:08 PM #51
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Quote Originally Posted by zwclones51 View Post
    I feel like if I stand it's just gonna go down my inner thigh?
    This usually isn't a problem, but there have been a couple of times when I had the hershey squirts and drippage was a problem. Other than that though, I have had good luck with standing
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  7. 02-18-2013, 09:08 PM #52
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Seriously my ******* mind is blown still that people stand and wipe.
  8. 02-18-2013, 09:08 PM #53
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Wtf? Rest your head on what?

    Also, im in here on my phone googling instructions on how to do the sitting method.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rabbuk View Post
    I've just heard the noises and seen some **** that makes me just appreciate the sanctity of my own toilet. Plus you can take your pants off and rest your head.
  9. 02-18-2013, 09:09 PM #54
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    I was making a reference to the southpark where butters turns around and rests his head on the tank.
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  10. 02-18-2013, 09:09 PM #55
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Why would you wipe when you have underwear?
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    NO ONE BREED WITH STANDERS! WE MUST GET RID OF THIS HORRID, HORRID GENE!
    “They're very, very hard to guard,” Notre Dame head coach Mike Brey said. “They're really good. And with Niang in the middle kind of wheeling and all those guys spreading you out, they're kind of a nightmare matchup. And they're men. They're really men.”

  12. 02-18-2013, 09:12 PM #57
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    If there are pageviews to regret, they have to include this thread.
    So much that I didn't want to know, but I could not turn away.
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bret44 View Post
    NO ONE BREED WITH STANDERS! WE MUST GET RID OF THIS HORRID, HORRID GENE!
    The issue isn't in the breeding... It is in the potty training. Nature vs Nurture.
  14. 02-18-2013, 09:15 PM #59
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    There is still one option unavailable for me. "Have a woman do it for you"
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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    For you sitters, do you balance on one cheek and reach around the side, or reach from up under the front? Obviously, if you're a real man, something should be in the way, right?







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