Luke Skywalker is a ungrateful snot nosed punk. Uncle Owen had to ride him to do his chores. He was always talking about leaving the farm when Uncle Owen needed him the most and after all they did for him. Raising him as if he was their own.
Then he runs into that damn hippie Obi Wan while he's trying to snipe down the indigenous population like a coward hiding behind rocks. While Obi Wan and Luke smoke the hippie lettuce Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru are murdered. Way to be their to help your foster parents when they need you Luke, freakin' slacker.
So instead of picking up the pieces and build back the farm he runs off with that dope fiend Obi Wan to join some hooligans who are vandalizing the universe.
During their vandalizing spree Luke blows up a huge expensive interplanetary ship. The tax payers were not pleased to say the least. Oh, also in the explosion thousands of government workers died. Makes the Oklahoma City bombing look like an egging.
And to top it off the dude has the hots for his sister.
Chuck Lidell: I paint my toenails with pink and black polish. Problem is, I get more paint on my toes and on the carpet than on my nails. Any advice? Maria Sharapova: Don't you beat up other guys for a living? I don't know how to answer this.
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